| Mitch Hedberg: |
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... I want to hang a map of the world in my house, then I am going to put pins into all the locations I have traveled to, but first I will have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won't fall down ... |
| From Mitch All Together |
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| Woody Allen: |
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I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. |
| From Unknown |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Scary Quotes |
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| Stephen Colbert: |
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... some say, those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it ... I say, those who forget the past .... are in for a big surprise ... and who doesn't like surprises ... |
| From The Colbert Report |
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Harry Shearer (Ned Flanders): |
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... I'd feel like a caveman, if they existed ... and they didn't ... |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Rebecca De Mornay (Mrs. Kroeger): |
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... you shut your mouth when you are talking to me ... |
| From Wedding Crashers |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Peter Griffin: |
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... milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner is where fudge is made ... |
| From Family Guy |
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| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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Holy Shnykees! |
| From Tommy Boy |
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): |
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... if I stab this fork into his thigh will I get in trouble? |
| Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): |
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... you have to make it look like an accident ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy |
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| Evan Esar: |
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Barking dogs never bite -- while barking. |
| From Esar's Comic Dictionary |
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| Also See: Book Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... when you swear to God, its true ... right now God is watching and saying, this is true ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live on November 4, 2005
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
