| Jay Leno: |
|
... any boyfriends? |
| Natalie Portman: |
|
... you ... |
| Jay Leno: |
|
... now I am going to jail ... |
| From The Tonight Show
on February 22, 2006
|
| |
| Also See: Relationship Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Jay Leno: |
|
... what does your dad do? |
| Natalie Portman: |
|
... my dad's an infertility specialist ... |
| Jay Leno: |
|
... oh is that right? |
| Natalie Portman: |
|
... yeah ... |
| Jay Leno: |
|
... well he can't be that good, you're here ... |
| From The Tonight Show
on February 22, 2996
|
| |
| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes Pregnant Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Kevin James: |
|
... I know [Robert] De Niro, you know, it's all famous that he packed on 60 pounds for Raging Bull, but ah, he just did it for one movie, I do that for every movie ... |
| From The Tonight Show
|
| |
| Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Barack Obama: |
|
... I've been practicing bowling, I bowled a 129, which is good, I have ... |
| Jay Leno: |
|
... oh no, that's very good, yeah, no that's very good Mr President ... |
| Barack Obama: |
|
... it was, it was like Special Olympics or something ... |
| From The Tonight Show
on March 19, 2009
|
| |
| Also See: Sports Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Will Ferrell: |
|
... forget twitter, I'm on the CB ... |
| From The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien
on June 1, 2009
|
| |
| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Barack Obama: |
|
... in Washington, it is a little bit like American Idol, except everybody is Simon Cowell ... |
| From The Tonight Show
on March 19, 2009
|
| |
| Also See: Political Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Chris Rock: |
|
... you got a twin sister? |
| Gisele Bündchen: |
|
... yes ... |
| Jay Leno: |
|
... Chris, this solves our problem ... |
| From The Tonight Show
|
| |
| Also See: Family Quotes Sister Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Dakota Fanning: |
|
... my character [Cassie Holmes in the movie Push], she, her powers, get better, if she, drinks alcohol, so ... |
| Jay Leno: |
|
... I know a lot of women like that ... |
| From The Tonight Show
on January 28, 2009
|
| |
| Also See: Drug Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Kevin James: |
|
... the last film I did with ah, ah, Adam Sandler, and ah, the one before that was with Will Smith, and ah ... |
| Jay Leno: |
|
... what made you decide to work on your own this time [for the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop]? |
| Kevin James: |
|
... I just got tired of carrying them ... |
| From The Tonight Show
|
| |
| Also See: Adam Sandler Quotes Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes Will Smith Quotes |
|
| Ali Larter: |
|
... in a nutshell my film [Resident Evil: Extinction], is 2 hot girls, kicking zombie ass in the dessert ... |
| From The Tonight Show
on October 25, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: Monster Quotes Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Jay Leno: |
|
... and Chuck Noris is over in Iraq visiting the troops, Today Chuck said the troop surge is working ... keep in mind the same guy that said that whole Total Gym thing works too ... |
| From The Tonight Show
on October 25, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Howard Stern: |
|
... if Hitler was running for chancelor of Germany, he would go on The Tonight Show ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on September 6, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Dane Cook: |
|
... I like the mocha cappuccino orgasm myself ... |
| From The Tonight Show
on October 25, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: Food Quotes Sex Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| George Foreman: |
|
... I've got 5 sons, I named them all George ... |
| Jay Leno: |
|
... that my favorite thing, they're all named, but you actually never told me why, I didn't know, I never asked you why ... |
| George Foreman: |
|
... well, you get hit on the head by Muhammad Ali, Joe Frazier, Ken Norton, Evander Holyfield, see how many names you gonna remember ... |
| From The Tonight Show
|
| |
| Also See: Boxing Quotes Family Quotes Sports Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Jay Leno: |
|
... how about kids ... you want, you want kids? |
| Dane Cook: |
|
... do I want to have kids ... ah, I want to have sex ... if that's the excuse, sure ... |
| From The Tonight Show
on October 25, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: Family Quotes Sex Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Jay Leno: |
|
... you have like 2 million friends on MySpace ... |
| Dane Cook: |
|
... that's true, some people out here, my friends ... |
| Jay Leno: |
|
... how do you do that, I mean 2 million ... |
| Dane Cook: |
|
... that's a lot of time spent sitting in your underwear eating Froot Loops, clicking accept over and over again ... |
| From The Tonight Show
on October 25, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: Food Quotes Friendship Quotes MySpace Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Steven Wright: |
|
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. |
| From The Tonight Show
on September 14, 1983
|
| |
| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Dane Cook: |
|
... they used to beat me up after Sunday School, I used to get beat up ... yeah, that's a nice little thank you from Jesus ... |
| From The Tonight Show
on October 25, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: School Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Jay Leno: |
|
... now, do you believe in the concept of marriage, are you a marriage guy? |
| Dane Cook: |
|
... I do believe in the concept of marriage ... |
| Jay Leno: |
|
... in the concept ... |
| Dane Cook: |
|
... I would like to keep my a ceremony very small, very intimate, I don't believe in an ostantacious wedding, because I want to save my money for the divorce ... |
| Jay Leno: |
|
... you want to plan ahead ... |
| From The Tonight Show
on October 25, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: Relationship Quotes Talk Show Quotes Wedding Quotes |
|
| D.L. Hughley: |
|
... I wouldn't take Don Imus serious, he looks like a werewolf that got stuck changing ... |
| From The Tonight Show
|
| |
| Also See: Monster Quotes Scary Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Jay Leno: |
|
... your wife must be a patient women ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
|
... she's lucky ... |
| From The Tonight Show
|
| |
| Also See: Family Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Dane Cook: |
|
... I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat .... unless I found a whole room of people who also wanted that person dead ... |
| From The Tonight Show
on November 24, 2005
|
| |
| Also See: Death Quotes Food Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
