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Ellen Page (Juno) and Michael Cera (Bleeker) in the movie Juno
Juno Quotes are from the teen pregnancy movie, Juno, written by Diablo Cody and starring Ellen Page (Juno) and Michael Cera (Bleeker).





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Olivia Thirlby (Leah): ... you should look at adoption ads, I see them all the time in the PennySaver ...
Ellen Page (Juno MacGuff): ... they have ads for parents?
Olivia Thirlby: ... yea-ha, desperately seeking spawn, right next to like terriers, and iguanas, and used fitness equipment and stuff, its like totally legit ...
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Ellen Page (Juno MacGuff): ... he is the cheese to my macaroni ...
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Valerie Tian (Su-Chin Qah): ... I'm off pills ...
Ellen Page (Juno MacGuff): ... that's a wise choice, 'cause I knew this girl, she had this like crazy freak out cause she like took too many behaivorial meds at once, and and she like ripped off her clothes, and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall and was like "I am a Kricon from the sea" ...
Valerie Tian: ... I heard that was you ...
Ellen Page: ... well, was good seeing you, Su-Chin ...
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Ellen Page (Juno MacGuff): ... can you hold on a second, I am on my hamburger phone ...
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Allison Janney (Brenda MacGuff): ... doctors are sadists, who like to play God and see lesser people scream ...
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Ellen Page (Juno): ... she [Juno's Mom] lives on a Havasee reservation in Arizona with her new husband and 3 replacement kids ... oh and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine's Day, and I'm like, thanks a heap Coyote Ugly, your cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment ...
From Juno
 
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Ellen Page (Juno MacGuff): ... I'm pregnant ...
Michael Cera (Paulie Bleeker): ... what should we do?
Ellen Page: ... well, you know, I was jus ... I was thinking I would just nip it in the bud, before it gets worse, 'cause they were talking about in health class how pregnancy it often can lead to an infant ...
Michael Cera: ... typically, yeah, yeah, that is what happens when our moms and teachers get pregnant ...
From Juno
 
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Ellen Page (Juno MacGuff): ... I'm already pregnant, what other shenanigans can I get into?
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Ellen Page (Juno MacGuff): ... I hear they, they [China] give away babies like free iPods ... you know they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns, choo, shoot them out at sporting events ...
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Rainn Wilson (Rollo): ... what's the prognosis fertile Mertle, minus or plus?
Ellen Page (Juno MacGuff): ... who knows, not seasoned yet ... no, there it is, little pink plus sign is so unholy ...
Rainn Wilson: ... that [pregnancy test] ain't no Etch A Sketch ... this is one doodle that can't be undid, home skillet ...
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