| Mark Twain: |
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. |
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| H.L. Mencken: |
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College football would be more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students - there would be a great increase in broken arms, legs and necks. |
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| Austin O'Malley: |
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God is good to the Irish, but no on else is, not even the Irish. |
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| Babe Ruth: |
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I've never heard a crowd boo a homer, but I've heard plenty of boos after a strike-out. |
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| Evan Esar: |
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... writing things down is the best secret of a good memory ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle
on September 18, 2008
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| Ed Howe: |
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Treat spring just as you would a friend you have not learned to trust. |
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| Evan Esar: |
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The thing that surprises the college graduate most when he gets out in the world is to find out how much uneducated people know. |
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| Albert Einstein: |
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Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. |
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| Evan Esar: |
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People who live in glass houses should take out insurance. |
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| Samuel Johnson: |
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The Irish are a fair people - they never speak well of one another. |
| From The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
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| Thomas Jefferson: |
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It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by the hour. |
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| George Bernard Shaw: |
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Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man. |
| From Crossword Puzzle
on February 5, 2009
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| George Bernard Shaw: |
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No public man believes that the Bible means what it says: he is always convinced that it says what he means. |
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| Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.: |
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Segregation is the offspring of an illicit intercourse between injustice and immorality. |
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| Evan Esar: |
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Romance begins with a prince kissing an angel, and ends with a bald headed man yawning at a fat woman. |
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| Olin Miller: |
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... exceptions prove the rule and break the family budget ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle
on October 2, 2008
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| Tolstoy: |
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History would be a wonderful thing - if it were only true. |
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| Evan Esar: |
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... the brain is no stronger than its weakest think ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle
on November 13, 2008
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| Bernard Baruch: |
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... we did not all come over on she same ship but we are all in the same boat ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle
on October 30, 2008
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| Oscar Wilde: |
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When I think of all the harm the bible has done, I despair of ever writing anything to equal it. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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| Ed Howe: |
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... I wish it were possible to pull a cold like an aching tooth ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle
on October 23, 2008
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| Evan Esar: |
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The ideal gift for the high school or college graduate is a job. |
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| Ogden Nash: |
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. |
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| Evan Esar: |
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Father's Day and Mother's Day are alike, except that on Father's Day you buy a much cheaper gift. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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| Evan Esar: |
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The only sure way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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| Robert Frost: |
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Poets like Shakespeare knew more about psychiatry than any $25-an-hour man. |
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| Mark Twain: |
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Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do no understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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| Evan Esar: |
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... there is only one food for thought, more thought ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle
on April 12, 2007
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| Also See: Food Quotes Inspirational Quotes |
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| George Bernard Shaw: |
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I showed my appreciation of my native land in the usual Irish way by getting out of it as soon as I possibly could. |
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| Evan Esar: |
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... if at first you do not recede, diet and diet again ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle
on February 14, 2008
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| Also See: Holiday Quotes Valentine's Day Quotes |
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| Evan Esar: |
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Experience is the only school from which no one ever graduates. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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| Bill Vaughan: |
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Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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| Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.: |
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I want to be the white man's brother, but not his brother-in-law. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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| Evan Esar: |
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Life is a card game during the first half of which we get birthday cards, and during the second half get-well cards. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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| Evan Esar: |
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If you think there is safety in numbers, try playing roulette. |
| From Crossword Puzzle
on December 27, 2007
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| Evan Esar: |
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The best time to relax is when you don't have time to relax. |
| From Crossword Puzzle
on December 13, 2007
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| Also See: Best Quotes |
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| Mohandas Gandhi: |
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Take care of the means, and the end will take care of itself. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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| Evan Esar: |
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Shakespeare murdered Hamlet, and a great many Hamlets have murdered Shakespeare. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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| Evan Esar: |
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... the best way to make a long story short is to stop listening ... |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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| Eleanor Roosevelt: |
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Remember, no one can make you feel inferior without your consent. |
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| Evan Esar: |
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The wheel enabled man to get ahead - until he got behind it. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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| Evan Esar: |
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... the secret of a secret is to know when and how to tell it ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle
on September 6, 2007
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| Oscar Wilde: |
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... the worst work is always done with the best intentions ... |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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| William Shakespeare: |
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There was never yet a philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently. |
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| Evan Esar: |
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Tomorrow ought to be the longest day in the week -- judging from the number of things we are going to do then. |
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| Evan Esar: |
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You can never get rid of a bad temper by losing it. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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| Evan Esar: |
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Truth has only to pass through a few persons to become fiction. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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| Evan Esar: |
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One ounce of example is worth a pound of advice. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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| Evan Esar: |
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A signature always reveals a man's character -- and sometimes even his name. |
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