| Norm MacDonald (Frank): |
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... hey Billy, who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson? |
| Adam Sandler (Billy Madison): |
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... Jack Nicholson today or 1974? |
| Norm MacDonald: |
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... 1974 ... |
| Adam Sandler: |
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... Meg Ryan ... |
| From Billy Madison |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Adam Sandler: |
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... of course you may remember me from Saturday Night Live ... that is right, I am the great, Jimmy Fallon ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman on March 7, 2007
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| Also See: Saturday Night Live Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Kevin James (Larry Valentine): |
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... we're marrying each other ... |
| Rob Schneider (Asian Minister): |
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... gay, civil or religious? |
| Adam Sandler (Chuck Levine): |
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... religious ... I'm Jewish, I don't want to piss my mother off ... |
| Kevin James: |
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... I'm Catholic, I don't want to piss Mel Gibson off ... |
| From I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry |
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| Also See: Family Quotes Mother Quotes Movie Quotes Wedding Quotes |
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| Adam Sandler: |
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... I turned 40 in September, thank you ... my goal is to make it through the next hour without having to get up and pee ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman on March 20, 2007
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| Also See: Birthday Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Christopher McDonald (Shooter McGavin): |
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... I eat pieces of **** [poop] like you for breakfast ... |
| Adam Sandler (Happy Gilmore): |
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... you eat pieces of **** [poop] for breakfast? |
| Christopher McDonald: |
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... no ... |
| From Happy Gilmore |
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| Also See: Food Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Kevin James: |
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... the last film I did with ah, ah, Adam Sandler, and ah, the one before that was with Will Smith, and ah ... |
| Jay Leno: |
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... what made you decide to work on your own this time [for the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop]? |
| Kevin James: |
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... I just got tired of carrying them ... |
| From The Tonight Show |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes Will Smith Quotes |
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| Adam Sandler (Bobby): |
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... Mama says that, alligators are onry cause they got all them teeth, but no toothbrush ... |
| From The Waterboy |
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| Also See: Mother Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Adam Sandler (Longfellow Deeds): |
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... I noticed you all were French, opposite of bonjour to you ... |
| From Mr. Deeds |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Adam Sandler (Bobby Boucher): |
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... Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue ... |
| From The Waterboy |
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| Also See: Happy Quotes Mother Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Adam Sandler: |
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... Paul Newman's half-Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too, put them together, what a fine looking Jew ... |
| From The Chanukah Song |
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| Also See: Music Quotes |
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| Adam Sandler (Longfellow Deeds): |
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... Stephen King stopped by our gas station one time but everyone was too scared to talk to him ... |
| From Mr. Deeds |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Scary Quotes |
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| Robin Quivers: |
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... you haven't seen a good movie in a while that you are probably laughing at Adam Sandler now ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on January 2, 2008
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Adam Sandler (Happy Gilmore): |
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... the price is wrong, bitch ... |
| From Happy Gilmore |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Adam Sandler (Chuck Levine): |
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... I can't be gay Larry, I can be a lesbian for you, but that's about it ... |
| From I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Adam Sandler (Paul Crewe): |
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... you play football? |
| Chris Rock (Caretaker): |
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... man, I'm so bad at sports, they used to pick me after the white kids ... |
| From The Longest Yard |
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| Also See: Football Quotes Movie Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| McDonalds Customer: |
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... nice parenting ... |
| Adam Sandler (Sonny Koufax): |
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... what are you my therapist, go take a walk ... |
| From Big Daddy |
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| Also See: Doctor Quotes Family Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Rock: |
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... you are around pretty girls in every movie ... |
| Robin Quivers: |
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... not a [Adam] Sandler movie ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on March 14, 2007
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Cole & Dylan Sprouse (Julian): |
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... why aren't you going [pee]? |
| Adam Sandler (Sonny Koufax): |
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... I don't have to go, only you and my grandpa have to go every 30 seconds ... |
| From Big Daddy |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Jack Nicholson (Dr. Buddy Rydell): |
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... there are 2 kinds of people, explosive and implosive ... explosive people are the ones you see yelling at the cashier from week to week .... implosive is the cashier that one day comes in and shoots everyone in the store ... |
| Adam Sandler (Dave Buznik): |
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... no I swear I am the guy hiding in the frozen food section calling 911 ... |
| From Anger Management |
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| Also See: Food Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
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... it could be the end of the movies for you ... |
| Chris Rock: |
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... there is always black guy and [Adam] Sandler movie ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on March 14, 2007
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Bus Driver): |
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... that Veronica Vaughn is one piece of Ase ... I know from experience, if you know what I mean ... |
| Adam Sandler (Billy): |
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... no you don't ... |
| Chris Farley: |
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... well, not me personally, but a guy I know, him and her got it on, wooo weeee ... |
| Adam Sandler: |
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... no they didn't ... |
| Chris Farley: |
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... no no no, they didn't ... but you can imagine what it'd be like if they did ... |
| From Billy Madison |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Adam Sandler: |
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... Jennifer Connelly is half Jewish, but I would like to put more in her ... |
| From The Chanukah Song, Pt. 3 |
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| Also See: Music Quotes |
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| Adam Sandler: |
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... well, I have a microphone and you don't, so you will listen to every damn word I have to say ... |
| From The Wedding Singer |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Adam Sandler (Sonny): |
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... he has a 5 year plan ... what is it, don't die? |
| From Big Daddy |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Adam Sandler (Sonny): |
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... hey, old man river, zip it or I will break your hip ... |
| From Big Daddy |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Adam Sandler (Billy): |
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... ta ta ta todaaaaaaay, junior ... |
| From Billy Madison |
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Leslie Mann (Corinne): |
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... so what's this I hear you were doing laundry with my sister? |
| Adam Sandler (Sonny): |
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... she said we were doing laundry together? Where I come from, we call that doing the hibidy dibity ... |
| From Big Daddy |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Sister Quotes |
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| Adam Sandler (Billy): |
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... soooo hot, want to touch the heiny, ooooooo ... |
| From Billy Madison |
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes |
