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Grey's Anatomy
Here are some quotes from the TV show, Grey's Anatomy, staring Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey), Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang), Katherine Heigl (Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens), Justin Chambers (Dr. Alex Karev), Patrick Dempsey (Dr. Derek "McDreamy" Shepherd), Chandra Wilson (Dr. Miranda Bailey), T. R. Knight (Dr. George O'Malley), and Kate Walsh (Dr. Addison Montgomery-Shepherd).

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Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): .. they say the truth will set you free, what the hell do they know ...
From Grey's Anatomy
 

 
Jesse Williams (Dr. Jackson Avery): ... Dr Webber rejected my mother's cookies ...
Justin Chambers (Dr. Alex Karev): ... that sounds dirty ...
From Grey's Anatomy
 
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Eric Dane (Dr. Mark Sloan): ... so, how was your night in jail, you shank someone right off the bat ... you got to let the other cons know not to mess with you ...
Patrick Dempsey (Dr. Derek Shepherd): ... that's not funny ...
From Grey's Anatomy on September 30, 2010
 

 
Sara Ramirez (Dr. Callie Torres): ... it's tense and it's cold and it's dangerous, feels like defusing a bomb, in a haunted house, that's built on a mine field, and there are bears, everywhere, and the bears have knives ...
From Grey's Anatomy on April 26, 2012
 
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Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... supposedly, alcohol will make my baby have 3 heads, and 16 toes ...
Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): ... umm, wanna get some crack cocain?
From Grey's Anatomy on January 6, 2011
 
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Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... I already fixed her before you came, but that was a nice speech ...
From Grey's Anatomy on September 30, 2010
 

 
Chyler Leigh (Dr. Lexie Grey): ... where's your girlfriend?
Justin Chambers (Dr. Alex Karev): ... back with her husband, I'm guessing, and I don't have a girlfriend ...
Chyler Leigh: ... or a conscience apparently ...
From Grey's Anatomy on January 10, 2008
 
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Eric Dane (Dr. Mark Sloan): ... the most refined, professional, lady like doctor in this hospital came to my defense today ... best she could come up with was, he's a whore ... I am a whore ...
From Grey's Anatomy on May 8, 2008
 
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Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): ... you can't take the pressure, how it is ...
Katherine Heigl (Dr. Izzie Stevens): ... you're right Christina, in the contest to see who can be the best robot, you win ...
Sandra Oh: ... ooh, oo, oo, ooh ...
From Grey's Anatomy on January 10, 2008
 
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Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): ... I had the biggest darn emergency that exists today, and it was fun for about a minute, because the woman almost died, but then we saved her ...
From Grey's Anatomy on October 16, 2008
 
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Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... you can't outrun your shadow ...
From Grey's Anatomy on March 12, 2009
 

 
Eric Dane (Dr. Mark Sloan): ... you paiged me for a cut, what kind of moron are you, O'Malley, are you a special moron, from the Isle of Complete and Utter Morons?
T.R. Knight (Dr. George O'Malley): ... I don't think so ...
Eric Dane: ... shut up ...
From Grey's Anatomy on September 25, 2008
 

 
Sandra Oh (Dr. Christina Yang): ... pen trach, hot ...
From Grey's Anatomy on September 25, 2008
 

 
Sara Ramirez (Dr. Callie Torres): ... alone people don't like to hear about the together people, ok, even if the alone people are alone by choice, it's sort of mean, it's sort of like bringing a six pack to an AA meeting ...
From Grey's Anatomy on February 6, 2009
 
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Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): ... tell her how I feel ... well I don't speak girl ...
From Grey's Anatomy on May 1, 2008
 

 
Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... reality, it is so much more interesting than happily ever after ...
From Grey's Anatomy
 
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Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): ... the dying patient better not be dead when I get there, because not only will you have killed someone, you will have woken me for no good reason ...
From Grey's Anatomy on September 27, 2008
 
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Chyler Leigh (Dr. Lexie Grey): ... I can do a lot with these ...
T.R. Knight (Dr. George O'Malley): ... those are underpads ... underpads soak up urine ...
Chyler Leigh: ... or they are placemats ...
From Grey's Anatomy
 

 
Chandra Wilson (Dr. Miranda Bailey): ... I have cultivated a look that says I'm not interested in your personal problems, can you morons not read that look, or have I lost the hang of it, because people have been telling me a lot of personal problems today ...
From Grey's Anatomy on October 16, 2008
 

 
Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... there's only one thing about life we can be sure of ... it ain't over, till it's over ...
From Grey's Anatomy on November 6, 2008
 
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Brooke Smith (Dr. Erica Hahn): ... you lie to me again about your experience and the next heart you see will be your own as I cut it out of your chest with a steak knife ...
From Grey's Anatomy on October 16, 2008
 
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Sandra Oh (Dr Christina Yang): ... oh, you got a severed arm ...
Ellen Pompeo (Dr Meredith Grey): ... arm, mine, get away from it ...
From Grey's Anatomy on September 27, 2007
 

 
Eric Dane (Dr. Mark Sloan): ... you trached a man in the field using a ball point pen?
Kevin McKidd (Major Hunt): ... it's all I had on me ... what, it's not like I didn't clean it off with fresh snow ...
From Grey's Anatomy on September 25, 2008
 

 
Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... so, we're standing out here in the hopes that someone is severely injured, wishing and praying that someone is so hurt and so near death that the ambulance has to bring them here because we're closer than Mercy West?
Chandra Wilson (Dr. Miranda Bailey): ... yup ...
Katherine Heigl (Dr. Izzie Stevens): ... wow ... you and God are cool with that?
From Grey's Anatomy on September 25, 2008
 
Also See: Death Quotes
 

 
Chandra Wilson (Dr. Miranda Bailey): ... I would like to offer my thoughts on Dr Sloan [to all of you nurses] ...
Eric Dane (Dr. Mark Sloan): ... you're doing great ...
Chandra Wilson: ... uh, this man is a whore, has always been a whore, will probably always be a whore, but that is not secret, he's not keeping it hidden, you all knew who he was before you got involved with him, and now you want to be all "woe is me, he's not calling me back, he's dating other women," he's nasty, but he's a doctor, here, and a pretty good one ... so let us all close our knees and get back to our jobs, so he can get back to his job, and help the people that really need it ...
From Grey's Anatomy on May 8, 2008
 
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Sara Ramirez (Dr. Callie Torres): ... anyone ever think you two a, couple?
Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... no, because we screw boys like whores on tequila ...
Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): ... then we either try to marry them or drown ourselves ...
Sara Ramirez: ... huh ...
From Grey's Anatomy on May 1, 2008
 
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Eric Dane (Dr. Mark Sloan): ... you're pathetic and I am a lesser man for knowing you ...
Patrick Dempsey (Dr. Derek Shepherd): ... thats my line, you can't use my line ...
From Grey's Anatomy
 

 
Brooke Smith (Dr. Erica Hahn): ... and I'm not a group person ...
Sara Ramirez (Dr. Callie Torres): ... me neither ...
Brooke Smith: ... I think it's because I generally don't, like people ...
Sara Ramirez: ... me neither ...
From Grey's Anatomy on January 10, 2008
 

 
Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): ... hey, are you aware that McDreamy and the other Grey are bonding?
Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... bonding?
Sandra Oh: ... over their mutual Meredith Greyness ...
Ellen Pompeo: ... what do you mean, they're talking about me, what are you saying?
Sandra Oh: ... oh, I don't know, he is making me deal with his patients, while they focus on what's really important ... you ...
From Grey's Anatomy on October 18, 2007
 

 
Chandra Wilson (Dr. Miranda Bailey): ... in the beginning God created the heaven and the Earth, at least that's what they say, he created the birds of the air and the bees of the fields, and he looked at his creation and he saw that it was good, and then God created Man, and its been downhill ever since ...
From Grey's Anatomy on January 10, 2008
 

 
Sandra Oh (Dr Christina Yang): ... sad is mine, find your own pretend emotion ...
From Grey's Anatomy on October 11, 2007
 

 
Sarah Chalke (Dr. Elliot Reid): ... oh and FYI, I happen to like the voice overs on Grey's Anatomy, except when they are really vague and generic ...
From Scrubs
 

 
Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... she's faking, she's faking sadness, pretending to be sad, to steal my surgeries ...
Katherine Heigl (Dr. Izzie Stevens): ... ok, I have a really old guy trying to kill himself and problems of my own ... so I don't have time for the two of you and your fake drama ...
From Grey's Anatomy on October 11, 2007
 

 
Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): ... don't bother sucking up, I already hate you, this will never change ...
From Grey's Anatomy on September 27, 2007
 

 
Eric Dane (Dr. Mark Sloan): ... ok fine, lets drink ...
Brooke Smith (Dr. Erica Hahn): ... you won't hit on me?
Eric Dane: ... I can't promise that ...
Brooke Smith: ... if I said, "please?"
Sara Ramirez (Dr. Callie O'Malley): ... he still can't promise that ...
Brooke Smith: ... fine ...
From Grey's Anatomy on December 6, 2007
 

 
Justin Chambers: ... it's [Grey's Anatomy's] huge, it's diverse, we've got, you know, great drama because it is about, life and death and ... sex ...
Rachael Ray: ... lotta sex ...
From Rachael Ray Show
 
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Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... cubby or car?
Patrick Dempsey (Dr. Derek Shepherd): ... we are asking if I think you should put your Mom's ashes in your cubby or your car ... ah you don't think thats very very strange?
From Grey's Anatomy on October 25, 2007
 
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Sarah Utterback (Nurse Olivia Harper): ... we formed a club, nurses united against Mark Sloan ...
Eric Dane (Dr. Mark Sloan): ... are there any, uh, club activities?
From Grey's Anatomy on October 25, 2007
 

 
Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... change, we don't like it, we fear it ...
From Grey's Anatomy on September 27, 2007
 

 
Eric Dane (Dr. Mark Sloan): ... you want to rub up against me, you'll have to buy me a drink first ...
From Grey's Anatomy on September 27, 2007
 

 
Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): ... what are we looking at?
Katherine Heigl (Dr. Izzie Stevens): ... Meredith put her Mom in a baggie and brought her to work ...
Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... I had to get her out of my closet, she was haunting me ...
Justin Chambers (Dr. Alex Karev): ... and now she is haunting us all ...
From Grey's Anatomy on October 25, 2007
 
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Katherine Heigl (Dr. Izzie Stevens): ... does anybody know anything about deer?
Justin Chambers (Dr. Alex Karev): ... taste good ...
Katherine Heigl: ... evil ...
From Grey's Anatomy on September 27, 2007
 
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Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... great job George ...
T.R. Knight (Dr. George O'Malley): ... thanks ...
Eric Dane (Dr. Mark Sloan): ... yeah, yeah, we're all heroes, now if no one minds, I'll like to get this woman's arm sewed on ...
From Grey's Anatomy
 

 
Chandra Wilson (Dr. Miranda Bailey): ... you can go and tell Dr Grey that the clinic is not a dumping ground for strays, we are not the Isle of Broken Interns ...
From Grey's Anatomy on October 11, 2007
 
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Patrick Dempsey (Dr. Derek Shepherd): ... there's no reason why we can't hang out ...
Sandra Oh (Sandra Oh): ... I don't like you?
Patrick Dempsey: ... you don't like me because of Meredith?
Sandra Oh: ... I don't like you because you're you ...
From Grey's Anatomy on September 25, 2007
 

 
T.R. Knight (Dr. George O'Malley): ... you're kinda awesome ...
Chyler Leigh (Lexie Grey): ... I know ...
From Grey's Anatomy on September 27, 2007
 

 
Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): ... he is the weaker kid ... even I don't beat up on the weaker kid ...
From Grey's Anatomy
 

 
Sandra Oh (Dr Christina Yang): ... your problem is Estrogen ...
Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... no, my problem is tequila ...
From Grey's Anatomy
 
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Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): ... you can't date a vet, he isn't even a real doctor ...
From Grey's Anatomy
 
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Katherine Heigl (Dr. Izzie Stevens): ... guys are kind of retarded until they're about 30 ...
From Grey's Anatomy
 

 
Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): ... I have to take his queen ... you have never played chess?
Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... not a geek ...
From Grey's Anatomy
 

 
Katherine Heigl (Dr. Izzie Stevens): ... oh that's great, with tiny diamonds no one will ever try to steal it ...
From Grey's Anatomy on February 1, 2007
 

 
Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): ... you're gonna have to put up with me being nice and sweet for a little while ...
Isaiah Washington (Dr. Preston Burke): ... that will be a nice change of pace ...
Sandra Oh: ... shut up ...
Isaiah Washington: ... that's more like it ...
From Grey's Anatomy
 

 
Justin Chambers (Dr. Alex Karev): ... you may be confused since you were basically raised by wolves, but this is what mothers do, they stop by, they stock the fridge ... dude you think she might do our laundry?
Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... hey, get your own fake mom ...
From Grey's Anatomy
 
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Isaiah Washington (Dr. Preston Burke): ... he's your friend and he needed our help ...
Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): ... are his problem's surgical?
Isaiah Washington: ... no ...
Sandra Oh: ... then he doesn't need our help ...
From Grey's Anatomy
 
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Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... I am not pregnant ...
Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): ... you don't know who the father is, do you?
From Grey's Anatomy
 
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Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): ... Meredith, I have a thing, news ...
Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... you aren't pregnant again, are you? ... because I can't handle the extra months of bitchiness ...
From Grey's Anatomy on February 8, 2007
 
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T.R. Knight (Dr. George O'Malley): ... all right, you [Dr. Christina Yang] are being modest ... modest looks weird on you ...
From Grey's Anatomy on November 16, 2006
 

 
Kate Walsh (Dr. Addison Montgomery-Shepherd): ... Mark Sloan chief of surgery, that makes me vommit a little in my mouth ...
From Grey's Anatomy on January 25, 2007
 

 
Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): ... stop pouting ...
T.R. Knight (Dr. George O'Malley): ... I am not pouting ...
Sandra Oh: ... I don't even have to look at you to know you are pouting ...
From Grey's Anatomy
 

 
Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... I did not try to drown myself in the bathtub ...
Katherine Heigl (Dr. Izzie Stevens): ... hey ... I ate everything out of the refrigerator last night, everything, including a tub of butter ... there's no judgement here ...
From Grey's Anatomy on February 8, 2007
 

 
Katherine Heigl (Dr. Izzie Stevens): ... you are a doctor now, parental disappointment ends with a medical degree ...
From Grey's Anatomy on February 1, 2007
 
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Justin Chambers (Dr. Alex Karev): ... so you're together but you don't talk to each other ...
Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): ... yes ...
Justin Chambers: ... I have to find a woman like that ...
From Grey's Anatomy on January 18, 2007
 
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Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): ... I save lives, selfish people don't save lives ...
From Grey's Anatomy on October 26, 2006
 

 
Katherine Heigl (Izzie): ... Dude, she went all cage fighter on you ...
Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... I know ...
From Grey's Anatomy on November 23, 2006
 

 
Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... let's play a game of whose life sucks worse ... I'll win, I always win ...
From Grey's Anatomy
 
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Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... so all of a sudden I am the president of people with crappy lives?
From Grey's Anatomy on September 21, 2006
 
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Chandra Wilson (Dr. Miranda Bailey): ... do you actually believe I care ...
Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... no ...
Chandra Wilson: ... good, then maybe you aren't that stupid afterall ...
From Grey's Anatomy
 

 
Patrick Dempsey (Dr. Derek Shepherd): ... you have to tell me where she is, I saved your husband ...
Chandra Wilson (Dr. Miranda Bailey): ... she saved my baby ...
Patrick Dempsey: ... baby trumps husband ... baby trumps husband?
From Grey's Anatomy
 
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Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... I guess we're adults ... the question is, when did that happen, and how do we make it stop ...
From Grey's Anatomy
 

 
Rosanna Arquette (Constance Ferguson): ... don't worry, I only killed 3 people and none of them were doctors ...
From Grey's Anatomy
 
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Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): ... if I stab this fork into his thigh will I get in trouble?
Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... you have to make it look like an accident ...
From Grey's Anatomy
 

 
Chandra Wilson (Dr. Miranda Bailey): ... should we call the police?
Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... no I think she is more a gentle stalker than a kill you with a knife stalker ...
From Grey's Anatomy
 
Also See: Death Quotes
 

 
Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... denial ... it's not just a river in Egypt ... it's a freakin' ocean ...
From Grey's Anatomy
 

 
Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): ... sometimes doing something is worse than doing nothing ...
From Grey's Anatomy
 

 
Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): ... It's like candy, but with blood, which is so much better ...
From Grey's Anatomy

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