| Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin): |
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... see Peter, a hangover is nature's way of telling you that I'm right ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Also See: Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes |
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| Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin): |
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... Stewie, why don't you play in the other room ... |
| Stewie Griffin: |
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... why don't you burn in hell ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Peter Griffin: |
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... isn't bribe just another name for "love"? |
| From Family Guy
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| Also See: Love Quotes |
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... I say, did anyone listen to Howard Stern this morning, he had some strippers in the studio, they sounded hot, then he made a joke about a negro, but Robin laughed so it was ok ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Also See: Howard Stern Quotes Howard Stern Show Quotes Robin Quivers Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Peter Griffin: |
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... I heard you ran into my identical twin at the ballgame yesterday ... and if you don't buy that, I am sorry for going to the game yesterday ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Also See: Baseball Quotes Family Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin): |
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... Stewie, I expect you to finish off your vegetables ... |
| Stewie Griffin: |
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... oh rest assured you relentless heroine, I expect I should finish them all off ... and you as well ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Also See: Food Quotes |
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... what do you say to that broccoli ... stop mocking me ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Also See: Food Quotes |
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... that's more disgusting than when Peter went through that daisy dukes stage ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin): |
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... Peter, it is 7 in the morning ... |
| Brian Griffin: |
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... thanks for the update Big Ben ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... can I count to three, for god's sake I am already shooting at a fifth grade level ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... victory is mine! |
| From Family Guy
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| Also See: Famous Quotes |
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| Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin): |
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... you're drunk again ... |
| Peter Griffin: |
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... no, I'm just exhausted from being up all night drinking ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Also See: Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes |
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... play Wheels on the Bus and get the hell out of my sight ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Also See: Music Quotes |
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... question me again and I will put you on diaper detail, and I promise I won't make it easy on you ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Peter Griffin: |
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... because if we never teach our kids to read, how will they ever know what's on? |
| From Family Guy
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... my, what a thumping good read [The Bible], lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to two by fours ... I'd say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Also See: Bible Quotes |
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| Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin): |
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... breast feeding's just so painful since Stewie's teeth are coming in, now I feel how Alec Baldwin feels when he feeds his brothers ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Also See: Family Quotes Stewie Griffin Quotes |
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| Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin): |
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... I know its [the baby formula] different than you're used to but you'll see its just as good ... |
| Stewie Griffin: |
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... mmm, yes, thats what we were promised about Jim Belushi some 25 laugh free years ago ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... yeah, who cares what you say, you're a dog, you can't see colors, which means you can't see the colors on the American flag, Commie ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Seth Green (Chris Griffin): |
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... if I had a hole in my throat, I would put pennies in it ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Peter Griffin: |
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... I guess the lesson learned here is that it doesn't matter where everyone is from as long as we're all the same religion ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... when the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Also See: Death Quotes |
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| Mila Kunis (Meg Griffin): |
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... I can not believe this is happening to me, I can never go back to school again ... |
| Stewie Griffin: |
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oh yes Meg, yes yes, yes everything was going swimmingly for you until this ... yes yes this is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance or awkward social graces or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses ... no no no, its this ... do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight ...
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| From Family Guy
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| Also See: Death Quotes School Quotes |
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| Peter Griffin: |
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... don't worry, he's a trained bear, he is in no real danger ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Peter Griffin: |
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... I don't see strippers passing out free tacos ... Lois, you lied to me ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Also See: Food Quotes |
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| Peter Griffin: |
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... come one come all, she floats like a butterfly and stings like I pee ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Brian Griffin: |
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... know what is amazing, you inspired the whole neighborhood to work together ... |
| Peter Griffin: |
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... know what is amazing Brian, I haven't brushed my teeth in 3 days and nobody has noticed ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Also See: Inspirational Quotes |
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... nothing says oh baby like a fresh head on a pike ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Peter Griffin: |
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... milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner is where fudge is made ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... ha, ha, ha, ha ... |
| Little Girl: |
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... eww, your breath smells like kitty litter ... |
| Stewie Griffin: |
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... I was curious ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... ahhh, what are you doing ... |
| Brian Griffin: |
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... I am cleaning myself ... |
| Stewie Griffin: |
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... you were clean 15 minutes ago, now you are just on vacation ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... where did you graduate again, university of duhhhh ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Also See: Graduation Quotes School Quotes |
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... here is a vision test for you, is this a turd or the remote control ... |
| From Family Guy
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