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Mitch Hedberg:		... wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy ...
From Unknown

Homer Simpson:		... mmmmm ... dougnuts ... ahhhh ...
From The Simpsons

Also See: Famous Quotes Food Quotes

The Tick:		... I can't lose my name ... it is on all my stationary ...
From The Tick

Ron White:		... I am between 6'1" and 6'6" depending on what convenience store I am leaving ...
From Unknown

Evan Esar:		Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
From Esar's Comic Dictionary

Also See: Book Quotes Love Quotes

Chandra Wilson (Dr. Miranda Bailey):		... should we call the police?
Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey):		... no I think she is more a gentle stalker than a kill you with a knife stalker ...
From Grey's Anatomy

Also See: Death Quotes

Adam Sandler (Sonny):		... he has a 5 year plan ... what is it, don't die?
From Big Daddy

Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes

Big Prisoner:		... will you teach me how to play football?
Chris Rock (Caretaker):		... I will do whatever you want, just don't eat me ...
From The Longest Yard

Also See: Football Quotes Movie Quotes Sports Quotes

Stewie Griffin:		... ha, ha, ha, ha ...
Little Girl:		... eww, your breath smells like kitty litter ...
Stewie Griffin:		... I was curious ...
From Family Guy

Dane Cook:		... if a chaloopa is attacking you, ahhhh ... just open your mouth, and just let it ...
From Jimmy Kimmel Live on November 4, 2005

Also See: Food Quotes Talk Show Quotes