| Donald Faison (Dr. Christopher Turk): |
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... you and Elliot did go through a lot ... |
| Judy Reyes (Nurse Carla Espinosa): |
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... you two have been on and off again more than Ross and Rachel from Friends ... |
| Zach Braff (Dr. John Dorian): |
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... pshh, please I'm nothing like Ross ... |
| John C. McGinley (Dr. Perry Cox): |
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... oh, ofcourse not, you're Rachel, she's Ross ... |
| From Scrubs
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| Also See: Friends Quotes Relationship Quotes |
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| Zach Braff (J.D.): |
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... why do you keep a globe on your janitor cart? |
| Neil Flynn (The Janitor): |
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... in case I get lost ... |
| From Scrubs
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| Zach Braff (J.D.): |
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... you ever watch The Shield, Pat, you happen to get FX, Pat, because you are going to get Michael Chiklis-ed, in the head, he's the orange guy in the Fantastic Four, that's coming down on you ... |
| From Scrubs
on January 13, 2009
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Courteney Cox (Dr Maddox): |
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... looking for something? |
| John C. McGinley (Dr. Perry Cox): |
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... yes, my cloak of invisibility so that I can avoid conversations with soulless dictators such as yourself, unfortunately it's really hard to find, because as the name suggests, it's invisible ... |
| Courteney Cox: |
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... alright Dr. Cox ... ridiculous name by the way ... |
| From Scrubs
on January 13, 2009
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| Ken Jenkins (Dr. Bob Kelso): |
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... hey Ace, your TTP patient coded, I pronounced him ... |
| Zach Braff (J.D.): |
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... he died? |
| Ken Jenkins: |
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... I certainly hope so otherwise that autopsy gonna be a bitch ... |
| From Scrubs
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| Also See: Death Quotes |
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| Donald Faison (Dr. Christopher Turk): |
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... if Tyra Banks drove her car over my Mom and then offered to have sex with me, I'd have to dial 911 in the nude because my pants would already be off ... |
| From Scrubs
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| Also See: Family Quotes Mother Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Donald Faison (Dr. Christopher Turk): |
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... what am I doing playing golf, it is so Tiger Woods's fault ... |
| From Scrubs
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| Also See: Golf Quotes Sports Quotes Tiger Woods Quotes |
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| Tara Reid (Danni Sullivan): |
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... do you evan enjoy hanging out with me? |
| Zach Braff (J.D.): |
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... enjoy is a strong word ... |
| From Scrubs
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| Judy Reyes (Nurse Carla Espinosa): |
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... love is like a butterfly, hold it too tight and you'll crush it ... |
| Donald Faison (Dr. Christopher Turk): |
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... too loose and it flys away ... |
| From Scrubs
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| Also See: Cute Quotes Love Quotes |
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| Sarah Chalke (Dr. Elliot Reid): |
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... oh and FYI, I happen to like the voice overs on Grey's Anatomy, except when they are really vague and generic ... |
| From Scrubs
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| Also See: Grey's Anatomy Quotes |
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| John C. McGinley (Dr. Perry Cox): |
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... but I am afraid you have me confused with someone who gives a crap, and its ok, you don't need to be embarrased, it happens all the time, my father actually made the same mistake on his death bed ... |
| From Scrubs
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| Also See: Death Quotes Family Quotes Father Quotes Scary Quotes |
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| Zach Braff (J.D.): |
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... have you guys been fake laughing at my jokes, be honest, I promise abosolutely no ramifications ... |
| Travis Schuldt (Keith): |
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... well, we've been kinda fake laughing ... |
| Zach Braff: |
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... Keith, I hope you die a violent death and bugs eat your corpse ... |
| From Scrubs
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| Also See: Death Quotes |
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| John C. McGinley (Dr. Perry Cox): |
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... so, if you want to solve a real mystery, go ahead and figure out who's taking my NY Times every Sunday, or, better yet, how about why anybody on the planet actually thinks Dane Cook is funny ... |
| From Scrubs
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| Also See: Dane Cook Quotes |
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| John C. McGinley (Dr. Perry Cox): |
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... you can't drink and come to work, you're not airline pilots ... |
| From Scrubs
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| Also See: Drug Quotes |
