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Vince Vaughn:		... I am going to go home, see Dr. Finklestein, and I am gonna tell him we have a whole new bag of issues now ... we can forget about Mom for a while ...
From Wedding Crashers

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Mitch Hedberg:		... I can type 100 words a minute ... in my own language ...
From Unknown

Stewie Griffin:		... nothing says oh baby like a fresh head on a pike ...
From Family Guy

Adam Sandler:		... well, I have a microphone and you don't, so you will listen to every damn word I have to say ...
From The Wedding Singer

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Harry Shearer (Ned Flanders):		... and forgive me for the inpure thoughts I had about the girl on the raisin box ...
From The Simpsons

Evan Esar:		It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.
From Esar's Comic Dictionary

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Chris Farley (Jimmy):		... in the land of the skunks, he who has half a nose is king ...
From Dirty Work

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Rosanna Arquette (Constance Ferguson):		... don't worry, I only killed 3 people and none of them were doctors ...
From Grey's Anatomy

Also See: Death Quotes Doctor Quotes

Dane Cook:		... he was hit by a Dodge ... which I found funny and ironic ...
From Retaliation

Evan Esar:		Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.
From Esar's Comic Dictionary

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