| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... will you be blowing out the ah, the candles on the turkey tomorrow, how will it work? |
| Peter Facinelli: |
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... ah, I'll tell you how it works, ah every 6 or 7 years my birthday falls on thanksgiving, which was really great when I was growing up because ah, the whole family is over so that they were all forced to give me gifts ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
on November 25, 2009
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| Also See: Birthday Quotes Food Quotes Holiday Quotes Talk Show Quotes Thanksgiving Quotes |
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| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... now isn't it true they don't like to be called trekees, they like to be called treckers? |
| Zoe Saldana: |
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... I don't know ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... you should find out, because, um ... |
| Zoe Saldana: |
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... I should ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... they're gonna be on your front lawn for the rest of your life ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
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| Also See: Life Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... our next guest [James Cameron], is an Oscar winning director and writer, his movies have earned more than $3 billion, his latest, a fantastic 3D civilization of large blue left handed creatures that speak English as well or better than Arnold Schwarzenegger, is called, Avatar ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
on December 18, 2009
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... well you're Jewish ... |
| Eli Roth: |
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... yes ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... it must have been a thrill, what did your parents think about [being in Inglorious Bastards]? |
| Eli Roth: |
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... uh, well my parents, my parents were very proud, they always see their boy grow up to kill Nazis, is something they always dreamed of ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
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| Also See: Death Quotes Family Quotes Father Quotes Mother Quotes Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Quentin Tarantino: |
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... 6 empty bottles of wine ... that's how you get the most sought after guy [Brad Pitt] on the planet Earth ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... that's how you end up with a whole house of kids, drink six bottles of wine ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
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| Also See: Brad Pitt Quotes Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... [Megan Fox,] is Fox your real last name or was it just given to you? |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
on June 7, 2007
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Chris Pine: |
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... WonderCon is like Comic-Con, it's similar to Comic-Con ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... but with wonder instead of comics? |
| Chris Pine: |
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... exactly, exactly ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... and then wonder why I'm here ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Chris Pine: |
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... [my dad Robert Pine] he slapped Mr Shatner on the shoulder and said, "Hello son," which I think Shatner just gave him a look ... the death stare or something ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... yeah yeah ... |
| Chris Pine: |
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... yeah, I don't think that worked out all that well, no ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... he was lucky he didn't get hit with a Phasor ... |
| Chris Pine: |
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... yeah, right ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... well, so Dad didn't exactly help things is what you're saying ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
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| Also See: Death Quotes Family Quotes Father Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... you know [Jeffrey Dean Morgan], that, once now you're in this movie [Watchmen], you're gonna become a part of, a whole world of nerds, that will never never let you go ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... my first guest has been my valentine 2 out the last 3 years, please say hello to Clay Aiken ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
on February 14, 2007
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| Also See: Holiday Quotes Music Quotes Talk Show Quotes Valentine's Day Quotes |
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| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... like Redd Foxx you dropped one of the X's ... |
| Megan Fox: |
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... I didn't, my dad did, I know ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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...why would he do that? |
| Megan Fox: |
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... I don't know ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... wow, you should have 3 X's on yours though ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
on June 7, 2007
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| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Angie Harmon: |
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... we're shooting a large explosion scene, so that's gonna take all night, and I'm gonna go back and do that ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... what are you going to explode? |
| Angie Harmon: |
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... uh, an apartment building ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... oh really ... |
| Angie Harmon: |
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... yeah ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... wow, that's gotta be great for homeless people watching ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... I've spent some time with him, Mario Lopez, he's he's a little bit too good looking, I almost fell in love with him ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
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| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... isn't that the point of relationships, you both aren't having a good time but you're both there ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
on February 2, 2007
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| Also See: Relationship Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... if you're saying what are penguins like, they're a bit persnickety, I'll say that ... um, thank you, I have a thesaurus in my house ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
on September 20, 2007
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Lisa Lampanelli: |
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... would Baywatch have been number 1, if it were Jimmy Kimmel's boobs jiggling in slow motion ... no, Jimmy can't get anyone to watch his show now and they jiggle at regular speed ... |
| From Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... and you just did a movie with Owen Wilson ... |
| Rachel McAdams: |
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... yeah, and Vince Vaughn and Christopher Walken plays my dad ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... oh wow, that's allright ... |
| Rachel McAdams: |
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... you can see the resemplence ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... what's the name of that movie? |
| Rachel McAdams: |
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... ah, Wedding Crashers ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... Wedding Crashers, allright, is that like Dodgeball? |
| Rachel McAdams: |
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... I dodged a few, balls ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
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| Also See: Dodgeball Quotes Family Quotes Father Quotes Movie Quotes Owen Wilson Quotes Sports Quotes Talk Show Quotes Vince Vaughn Quotes Wedding Crashers Quotes |
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| Tracy Morgan: |
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... that's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like kareoke without the booze ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
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| Also See: Music Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... the thing about the penguins, ah Jimmy, is that, ah, is they they ah they crap when they want to ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... mm hmm ... |
| Dane Cook: |
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... they're much like horses, they'll just walk around, they don't even, they won't even look you in the eye, they just kinda do it, and ah, but its acutally funny, because that's what [Jessica] Alba does as well ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
on September 20, 2007
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| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... Jessica Alba is certainly a a very really lovely woman ... |
| Dane Cook: |
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... if you are into that ... I kinda think she's a pirate's wife, myself ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
on September 20, 2007
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| Also See: Pirate Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... now, the new show, Women's Murder Club, this is um, like Oprah's book club, only with guns? |
| Angie Harmon: |
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... yes ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... yes ... |
| Angie Harmon: |
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... and, and dead bodies, and, and shoes ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
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| Also See: Death Quotes Oprah Winfrey Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... the Cost [Kevin Costner], one of the greatest guys I have ever met ah, he's a, you know Costner Professional, I learned so much about acting, ah, he's a handsome man, banged a lot of broads, probably has Herpes, ah ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... really? |
| Dane Cook: |
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... yeah I saw a little blue pill fall out of his pocket but, you know, in all fairness it could've been a chewable Flintstone vitamin ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
on September 20, 2007
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... now well you've done movies now with both Jessica Simpson and Jessica Alba ... |
| Dane Cook: |
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... that is true, and Jessica Biel ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... and Jessica Biel ... |
| Dane Cook: |
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... yes ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... which is your favorite Jessica? |
| Dane Cook: |
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... ah, I think my next one we're gonna CGI Jessica Tandy back to life ... |
| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... is that right? ... and so she will then certainly be your favorite ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
on September 20, 2007
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... have you seen the new Spider-Man movie? |
| Tracy Morgan: |
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... no ... Tobey Maguire owes me $75 ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... how do you think Paris Hilton will do in jail? |
| Tracy Morgan: |
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... I think she will come out a Muslim ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
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| Also See: Paris Hilton Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... unbelievable names on the list [The Time 100 - The People Who Shape Our World] ... |
| Dane Cook: |
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... yeah its funny, when that actually came out I was actually playing dominos with Bono and Condoleezza Rice ... we all looked at each other, we were like "who knew?" |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
on May 26, 2006
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... when you swear to God, its true ... right now God is watching and saying, this is true ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
on November 4, 2005
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... if a chaloopa is attacking you, ahhhh ... just open your mouth, and just let it ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live
on November 4, 2005
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| Also See: Food Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
