David Spade: |
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... MySpace is a great way to keep in touch with friends who you don't care enough about to actually have a conversation with, why bother calling to say "how are you," when you can just surf their page and post an mpeg of a guy farting on his cat ... |
From The Showbiz Show with David Spade
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Howard Stern: |
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... his [John Lennon's] MySpace would have like 28 million friends ... |
From Howard Stern Show
on March 18, 2008
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Marko Elgart: |
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... I don't understand why you have to be members of MySpace, so you can post to 500 million people that I got really drunk last night ... |
From New York Comedy Club
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Jay Leno: |
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... you have like 2 million friends on MySpace ... |
Dane Cook: |
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... that's true, some people out here, my friends ... |
Jay Leno: |
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... how do you do that, I mean 2 million ... |
Dane Cook: |
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... that's a lot of time spent sitting in your underwear eating Froot Loops, clicking accept over and over again ... |
From The Tonight Show
on October 25, 2007
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Catman Cohen: |
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There will be hope for our society when the day arrives where MySpace models, porno actresses, rock stars,
and the scandalously famous can count their friends in the hundreds while the nurses, teachers, firemen, soldiers, police,
environmentalists, and social activits can count their friends in hundreds of thousands. Until such time, our priorities
are wrong and we continue down a slippery slope. |
From CatmanCohen.com
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