| Matthew Perry (Chandler Bing): |
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... wow, it is like porno for clowns ... |
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| Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe Buffay): |
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... you know if we were in prison right now, you both be like my bitches ... |
| From Friends
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| Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): |
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... Ross can take care of himself, it's not like he is Chandler ... |
| Matthew Perry (Chandler Bing): |
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... thanks ... |
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| Courteney Cox (Monica Geller): |
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... come on, Rach, when a guy says he's going to call, it doesn't mean he's going to call ... this never happened to you? |
| Jennifer Aniston (Rachel Green): |
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... they always call ... |
| Courteney Cox: |
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... bite me ... |
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| Also See: Relationship Quotes |
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| Matthew Perry (Chandler Bing): |
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... you're telling me this actress person is the only woman you ever wanted who didn't want you back? |
| Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): |
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... yeah ... oh my God, is this what it's like to be you? |
| From Friends
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| Courteney Cox (Monica Geller): |
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... when I was younger all I wanted to do was to play with this dollhouse, but nooo, it was to be looked at but never played with ... |
| Matthew Perry (Chandler Bing): |
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... my grandmother used to say that exact same thing to me ... |
| From Friends
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| Matthew Perry (Chandler Bing): |
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... you knew this? |
| Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): |
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... knowledge is a tricky thing ... |
| From Friends
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| Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe Buffay): |
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... ooh, you got the bigger half [of the wishbone], what did you wish for? |
| Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): |
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... the bigger half ... |
| From Friends
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| Also See: Food Quotes Holiday Quotes Thanksgiving Quotes |
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| Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): |
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... who was that? |
| Jennifer Aniston (Rachel Green): |
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... the pizza place ... |
| Matt LeBlanc: |
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... you hung up with the pizza place, do I hang up on your friends? |
| From Friends
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| Also See: Friendship Quotes |
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| Courteney Cox (Monica Geller): |
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... you were so hard up you practically came on to me ... |
| Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe Buffay): |
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... you wish ... |
| From Friends
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| Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): |
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... where's that turkey? |
| Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe Buffay): |
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... hey, those are my maturnity pants ... |
| Matt LeBlanc: |
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... nah nah, these are my Thanksgiving pants ... |
| From Friends
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| Also See: Food Quotes Holiday Quotes Pregnant Quotes Thanksgiving Quotes |
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| Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe Buffay): |
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... a stripper at a bachelor party is so cliche, why don't you get a magician ... |
| Matthew Perry (Chandler Bing): |
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... well, if the magician can open my beer bottle with his butt cheeks, then ok ... |
| From Friends
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| Also See: Drug Quotes |
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| Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): |
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... hey Ross, I am totally on your side about the honesty thing, just not with anything that is going to get you in trouble ... |
| From Friends
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| David Schwimmer (Dr. Ross Geller): |
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... I am just going to go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian girlfriend ... |
| Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): |
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... to hell with hockey, lets all do that ... |
| From Friends
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| Also See: Hockey Quotes Relationship Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): |
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... they want me to be totally naked in this ... |
| Courteney Cox (Monica Geller): |
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... wow ... |
| Matt LeBlanc: |
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... I know, my grandma is going to see this ... |
| Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe Buffay): |
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... your grandma is going to have to get in line ... |
| From Friends
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| Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): |
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... hurry, I can't feel my ears ... |
| Matthew Perry (Chandler Bing): |
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... can you ever feel your ears? |
| Matt LeBlanc: |
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... interesting ... |
| From Friends
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| Jennifer Aniston (Rachel Green): |
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... and hey, just so you know, it isn't that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal ... |
| Matthew Perry (Chandler Bing): |
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... I knew it ... |
| From Friends
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| Also See: Break Up Quotes |
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| Jennifer Aniston (Rachel): |
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... it's unisex ... |
| Matt LeBlanc (Joey): |
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... maybe you need sex, but I just had sex last night ... |
| Jennifer Aniston: |
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... no, U N I sex ... |
| Matt LeBlanc: |
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... how YOU doing ... |
| From Friends
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| Also See: Sex Quotes |
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| David Schwimmer (Ross): |
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... I know, when I am 90 she will be 80 and it won't be a big deal ... |
| Matt LeBlanc (Joey): |
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... no, that wasn't what I was going to say at all, when you are 90, you will still have the memory of when you were with a 20 year old ... |
| From Friends
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| Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe): |
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... if I kept it, it would be like stealing ... |
| Jennifer Aniston (Rachel): |
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... yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping ... |
| From Friends
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| Matt LeBlanc (Joey): |
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... I thought since you wrote Ema a song, I would use one of my talents for her ... |
| Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe): |
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... you are going to hit on her? |
| From Friends
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| Also See: Music Quotes |
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| Matt LeBlanc (Joey): |
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... it's a moo point ... |
| Jennifer Aniston (Rachel): |
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... you mean a moot point ... |
| Matt LeBlanc: |
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... no no, a moo point ... like a cows opinion, doesn't matter ... it's moo ... |
| From Friends
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| Matt LeBlanc (Joey): |
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... that's right, I stepped up ... she is my friend and needed help ... if I had to, I would pee on any one of you ...
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| From Friends
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| Also See: Friendship Quotes |
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| Courteney Cox (Monica): |
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... the camera adds about 10 pounds ... |
| Matthew Perry (Chandler): |
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... how many cameras are on you? |
| From Friends
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| Matt LeBlanc (Joey): |
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... heads or tails, heads is ducks because ducks have heads and tails is clowns ... |
| Matthew Perry (Chandler): |
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... what kind of scary a** clowns went to your birthday parties? |
| From Friends
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| Also See: Birthday Quotes Scary Quotes |
