| Piper Perabo (Simone): |
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... there are no strangers, only friends we haven't met yet ... |
| From Go On
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| Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.: |
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Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. |
| From The Quotable Intellectual: 1,417 Bon Mots, Ripostes, and Witticisms for Aspiring Academics, Armchair Philosophers...And Anyone Else Who Wants to Sound Really Smart
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| Also See: Book Quotes Love Quotes |
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| Kaley Cuoco (Penny): |
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... I'm your best friend? |
| Mayim Bialik (Amy Farrah Fowler): |
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... don't you read my blog? |
| Kaley Cuoco: |
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... oh, don't feel bad, I never read Leonard's and I used to sleep with him ... |
| From The Big Bang Theory
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| Also See: Best Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Carl H Claudy: |
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... It is not especially difficult to make friends; to keep them is another matter ... |
| From Foreign Countries
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| Also See: Book Quotes |
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| Julie Kavner (Marge Simpson): |
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... maybe true friends aren't random people you meet in a Mommy and Me class, they're random people you meet in a college dorm ... |
| From The Simpsons
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| Also See: School Quotes |
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| Dan Aykroyd (Captain Tucker): |
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... if sometimes I have given you the impression that I'm your friend, I apologize ... |
| From I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter): |
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... sorry I made you miss the carriages, by the way, Luna ... |
| Evanna Lynch (Luna Lovegood): |
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... that's allright, it's like being with a friend ... |
| Daniel Radcliffe: |
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... oh I am a friend, Luna ... |
| Evanna Lynch: |
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... that's nice ... |
| From Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
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| Also See: Harry Potter Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Seann William Scott (Wheeler): |
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... let me guess, you're not really rolling with the ladies at school, are you Augie? |
| Christopher Mintz-Plasse (Augie Farks): |
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... oh no, I'm, I'm really good friends with the school nurse, she's a divorce ... |
| From Role Models
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Relationship Quotes School Quotes |
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| Ray Romano (Ray Barone): |
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... isn't that why you like me? |
| Patricia Heaton (Debra Barone): |
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... I love you, I have to like you ... |
| From Everybody Loves Raymond
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| Also See: Love Quotes |
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| Ed Howe: |
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Treat spring just as you would a friend you have not learned to trust. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes
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| Also See: Book Quotes |
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| Patrick Breen (Hotel Desk Manager): |
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... perhaps I shall send Dom Pérignon to your room? |
| Chris Farley (Haru): |
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... I prefer to be alone tonight, perhaps later I will meet your friend Dom ... |
| From Beverly Hills Ninja
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Deanna Russo (Sarah Graiman): |
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... Mike and I are just friends ... |
| Bruce Davison (Charles Graiman): |
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... friends, that what they calling it these days? |
| Deanna Russo: |
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... Dad, eww ... |
| From Knight Rider
on December 31, 2008
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| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes |
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| Shia LaBeouf (Sam Witwicky): |
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... that wasn't like a real tryout, I was researching a book I was writing ... |
| Travis Van Winkle (Trent): |
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... oh yeah? |
| Shia LaBeouf: |
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... yeah ... |
| Travis Van Winkle: |
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... yeah, what's it about .. sucking at sports? |
| Shia LaBeouf: |
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... no, it's about the link between brain damage and football ... no, it's a good book, your friends will love it, you know, its got mazes in it, and, you know, little coloring areas, sections, pop up pictures, it's a lot of fun ... |
| From Transformers
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| Also See: Book Quotes Football Quotes Love Quotes Movie Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Will Ferrell (Phil Weston): |
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... what is wrong with you Terrence, I thought we were friends? |
| Jarrad Paul (Andy): |
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... my name is Andy ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... your name is liar, 'cause you are telling lies ... |
| From Kicking & Screaming
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Kevin Costner (Wyatt Earp): |
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... you've been a very good friend to me, Doc ... |
| Dennis Quaid (Doc Holliday): |
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... shut up ... |
| From Wyatt Earp
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Artie Lange (Artie DeVanzo): |
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... hey, you think Marilyn can get one of her friends to go with me last minute? |
| Jimmy Palumbo (Johnny Trinno): |
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... look Art, Marilyn's female friends are all lawyers and bankers and executives ... |
| Artie Lange: |
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... so what are you saying, they are too good for me? |
| Jimmy Palumbo: |
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... no, no, I was trying to let the silence say it for me ... |
| From Beer League
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| David Spade: |
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... MySpace is a great way to keep in touch with friends who you don't care enough about to actually have a conversation with, why bother calling to say "how are you," when you can just surf their page and post an mpeg of a guy farting on his cat ... |
| From The Showbiz Show with David Spade
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| Also See: MySpace Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Al Pacino (Don Michael Corleone): |
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... keep your friends close, and your enemies closer ... |
| From The Godfather: Part II
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Alec Baldwin: |
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... you want experience, I have appeared in over 40 major motion pictures ... |
| Tina Fey: |
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... I wrote Mean Girls ... |
| Tracy Morgan: |
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... I've seen Star Wars 500 times ... |
| Alec Baldwin: |
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... how about credentials, I was nominated for an Oscar ... |
| Tina Fey: |
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... I have an Emmy ... |
| Tracy Morgan: |
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... I have seen Star Wars 500 times ... |
| Alec Baldwin: |
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... how about colleagues, I've worked with Sir Anthony Hopkins, Annette Bening, Jack Nicholson ... |
| Tina Fey: |
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... I have worked with Alec Baldwin and Tracy Morgan ... |
| Tracy Morgan: |
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... I'm personal friends with Obi-Wan Kenobi ... |
| From SNL (Saturday Night Live)
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Star Wars Quotes |
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| Vince Vaughn (Jeremy Grey): |
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... a friend in need is a pest ... |
| From Wedding Crashers
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
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... his [John Lennon's] MySpace would have like 28 million friends ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on March 18, 2008
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| Also See: MySpace Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Jamie Foxx: |
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... know what I have learned, as soon as you don't sleep with your pretty girl friends, you will always have pretty girl friends ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on September 25, 2007
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| Also See: Sex Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): |
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... who was that? |
| Jennifer Aniston (Rachel Green): |
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... the pizza place ... |
| Matt LeBlanc: |
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... you hung up with the pizza place, do I hang up on your friends? |
| From Friends
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| Bruce Hunter (NSA Agent): |
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... the way I see it, the question isn't, why should you work for the NSA, the question is why shouldn't you ... |
| Matt Damon (Will Hunting): |
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... why shouldn't I work for the NSA, that's a tough one, I'll give it a shot, say I'm working at the NSA and somebody puts a code on my desk that no one else can break, maybe I take a shot at it, maybe I break it, and I'm real happy with myself because I did my job well, but maybe that code was the location to some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East and once they have that location they bomb the village where the rebels are hiding, 1500 people that I never met, never had no problem get killed ... now the politicians are saying, oh send in the marines to secure the area because they don't give a **** ... won't be their kid over there getting shot, just like it wasn't them when their number got called 'cause they were off doing their tour in the National Guard, maybe some kid from Southy over there taking shrapnel in the ass, he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country where he just got back from and the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job 'cause he'll work for 15 cents
a day and no bathroom breaks, meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price, and ofcourse the oil companies use the little skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices, a cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two fifty a gallon, they're taking their sweet time bringing the oil back, maybe they took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes drinking martinis and playing slalom with the icebergs, it ain't too long before he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic ... so now my buddies out of work, he can't afford to drive, so he's walking to the ****ing job interviews, which sucks because the shrapnel in his ass is giving him chronic hemroids and meanwhile he's starvin because every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're serving is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State ... so what did I think ... I'm holding out for something better ... I figure **** it, while I'm at it, why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to a sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the national guard, I could be elected president ... |
| Robin Williams (Sean Maguire): |
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... you feel like you are alone Will? |
| From Good Will Hunting
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| Also See: Death Quotes Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes Food Quotes Happy Quotes Movie Quotes Political Quotes |
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| Emo Philips: |
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... I was the kid next door's imaginary friend ... |
| From The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
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| Also See: Book Quotes |
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| Jay Leno: |
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... you have like 2 million friends on MySpace ... |
| Dane Cook: |
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... that's true, some people out here, my friends ... |
| Jay Leno: |
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... how do you do that, I mean 2 million ... |
| Dane Cook: |
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... that's a lot of time spent sitting in your underwear eating Froot Loops, clicking accept over and over again ... |
| From The Tonight Show
on October 25, 2007
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| Also See: Food Quotes MySpace Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Lance Armstrong: |
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... I think you better hurry up or you're gonna be late ... |
| Vince Vaughn (Peter La Fleur): |
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... uhh, actually I decided to quit, Lance ... |
| Lance Armstrong: |
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... quit ... you know once I thought about quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung, and testicular cancer ... all at the same time ... but with the love and support of my friends and family I got back on the bike, and I won the Tour De France 5 times in a row, but I am sure you have a good reason to quit ... so what are you dying from that is keeping you from the finals? |
| Vince Vaughn: |
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... right now it feels a little bit like, shame ... |
| Lance Armstrong: |
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... well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their life ... but good luck to you Peter, I am sure this decision won't haunt you forever ... |
| From Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
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| Also See: Family Quotes Love Quotes Movie Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Catman Cohen: |
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There will be hope for our society when the day arrives where MySpace models, porno actresses, rock stars,
and the scandalously famous can count their friends in the hundreds while the nurses, teachers, firemen, soldiers, police,
environmentalists, and social activits can count their friends in hundreds of thousands. Until such time, our priorities
are wrong and we continue down a slippery slope. |
| From CatmanCohen.com
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Inspirational Quotes MySpace Quotes School Quotes |
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| Isaiah Washington (Dr. Preston Burke): |
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... he's your friend and he needed our help ... |
| Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): |
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... are his problem's surgical? |
| Isaiah Washington: |
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... no ... |
| Sandra Oh: |
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... then he doesn't need our help ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy
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| Evan Esar: |
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... the best time to make friends is before you need them ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle
on February 22, 2007
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| Also See: Best Quotes |
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| Evan Esar: |
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... you can't use your friends and have them too ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle
on January 25, 2007
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| Matt LeBlanc (Joey): |
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... that's right, I stepped up ... she is my friend and needed help ... if I had to, I would pee on any one of you ...
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| From Friends
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| Jeremy Piven (Droz): |
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... Well, here's all you need to know. Classes, nothing before 11. Beer, its your best friend, you drink a lot of it. Women, you're a freshman, so its pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car? ... Someone on your hall will, find them and make friends with them on the first day ... |
| From PCU
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| Also See: Best Quotes Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes Food Quotes Movie Quotes School Quotes |
