| Jerry Seinfeld: |
|
... when I met Paul McCartney, all I wanted to know was, do you eat eggs for breakfast? |
| From Howard Stern Show
on August 30, 2010
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| Also See: Food Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
|
... I like the matzo that is actually baked on a Jewish man's back in the desert ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on March 30, 2010
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| Also See: Food Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
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... Katy Perry released a new song yesterday, called Russell Brand is the Antichrist ... its very blunt and to the point but we're gonna play that the next time we see each other, alright? |
| Russell Brand: |
|
... we should analyze that together, I don't think it is about me, I think you're reading too much into it ... |
| Howard Stern: |
|
... actually she says in this quote "its not about Russell Brand" ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on July 18, 2012
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| Also See: Music Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Howie Mandel: |
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... I do my comedy for free, what you pay for is for me to leave my home and get on a plane ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on January 8, 2008
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
|
... how about weekend at Tommy Boy's with Chris's dead body ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on November 5, 2009
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| Also See: Chris Farley Quotes Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes Tommy Boy Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
|
... anyone believe that Jesus really told that woman to be a midwife ... that's like the Easter bunny told her to be a midwife ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on March 24, 2010
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| Also See: Easter Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
|
... I would watch Newlyweds and just put my hand over Nick [Lachey] ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on November 4, 2009
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
|
... you did Roseanne and Kelly Preston? |
| George Clooney: |
|
... I don't want to brag ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on March 20, 1998
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| Also See: Sex Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
|
... they should take that [big] telescope and aim it into Olivia Wilde's bathroom so we can see what's doing ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on May 13, 2009
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
|
... if you have ever been to the Vatican, the head exorcist's desk is right next to Santa Claus ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on March 11, 2010
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| Also See: Christmas Quotes Holiday Quotes Santa Claus Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Jewel Kilcher: |
|
... your wife [Beth Stern] is Catholic and you are Jewish, how does that work? |
| Howard Stern: |
|
... well, basically I'm going to hell and she's going to heaven ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on May 24, 2010
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Chris Rock: |
|
... you can have fun and have a family too ... |
| David Spade: |
|
... what, nobody told me that ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on June 21, 2010
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| Also See: Family Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Tracy Morgan: |
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... as soon as I beat Mel Gibson's ass on film, I'll be bigger than, I'll be bigger than Will Smith's son [Jaden Smith] ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on July 22, 2010
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes Will Smith Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
|
... do you think the people in the iPhone line are laughing at the people in the Twilight [Eclipse] line? |
| From Howard Stern Show
on June 24, 2010
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes Twilight Saga Quotes |
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| Ashley Dupre: |
|
... sex sex sex, it is the key to a man's heart ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
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| Also See: Love Quotes Sex Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
|
... what's with this you never having a drink? |
| Dane Cook: |
|
... I look at Artie and feel he is me in another dimension ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on November 4, 2009
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| Also See: Artie Lange Quotes Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
|
... they're thinking of putting him [Patrick Swayze] in Ghost 2, but this time he'll really be dead ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on January 7, 2008
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| Also See: Death Quotes Movie Quotes Scary Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
|
... Brad Pitt doesn't have a brain in his head ... |
| Robin Quivers: |
|
... now stop that, Brad Pitt is building a smart New Orleans ... |
| Howard Stern: |
|
... what? |
| Artie Lange: |
|
... was the old one dumb? |
| From Howard Stern Show
on October 1, 2007
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| Also See: Brad Pitt Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
|
... that's weird that Batman [Christian Bale] is in Terminator .... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on March 4, 2009
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| Also See: Batman Quotes Christian Bale Quotes Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
|
... why don't they just get that Hubble Telescope and aim it at Megan Fox's window so we can take a peek ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on May 12, 2009
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
|
... if they made Megan Fox the Bachelorette, that would be the biggest show ever ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on February 25, 2009
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Artie Lange: |
|
... if you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on March 4, 2009
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| Also See: History Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Stewie Griffin: |
|
... I say, did anyone listen to Howard Stern this morning, he had some strippers in the studio, they sounded hot, then he made a joke about a negro, but Robin laughed so it was ok ... |
| From Family Guy
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| Also See: Howard Stern Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
|
... can you [Hugh Jackman] drop that phony accent and talk like an American? |
| From Howard Stern Show
on April 29, 2009
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Lisa Lampanelli: |
|
... I was sweating like Kathy Lee at a Carrot Top look alike contest ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on January 26, 2009
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| |
| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
|
... [Passover] it's basically Easter without Jesus ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on April 8, 2009
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| |
| Also See: Easter Quotes Holiday Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Artie Lange: |
|
... She [Heather Mills] has more money from music than John Mellencamp ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on April 30, 2007
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| Also See: Music Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Artie Lange: |
|
... in Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on February 9, 2009
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| |
| Also See: Birthday Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Robin Quivers: |
|
... Britney spears has lost custody of her children ... |
| Howard Stern: |
|
... you know how bad a mother you have to be to lose custody of your children ... OJ has custody of his children ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on October 2, 2007
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| |
| Also See: Family Quotes Mother Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Colin Quinn: |
|
... my personal life is all my fault, my professional life I blame the whole business ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on November 28, 2007
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| |
| Also See: Life Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Eliza Dushku: |
|
... I've dated chimney sweepers ... |
| Artie Lange: |
|
... you're dating in the 1800s? |
| From Howard Stern Show
on February 12, 2009
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| |
| Also See: Relationship Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
|
... he [John Lennon] would be great on Dancing with the Stars ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on March 18, 2008
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| |
| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Artie Lange: |
|
... I want to see Toby [Maguire] fight Christian Bale ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on May 2, 2007
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| |
| Also See: Batman Quotes Christian Bale Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Artie Lange: |
|
... I found a way for her to fall asleep, Paris Hilton, talk to herself ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on June 4, 2007
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| |
| Also See: Paris Hilton Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
|
... don't make heroes out of warlocks [like Harry Potter] ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on July 19, 2007
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| |
| Also See: Harry Potter Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Robin Quivers: |
|
... you know Jim Carrey wrote a book on depression ... |
| Ryan Phillippe: |
|
... yeah, I'm not going to read that ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on March 20, 2008
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| |
| Also See: Book Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
|
... Christian Bale, he should have been Bob Dylan with a Batman mask on him ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on November 26, 2007
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| |
| Also See: Batman Quotes Christian Bale Quotes Music Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Howard Stern: |
|
... I wish Brad Pitt would dump me for Angelina Jolie [like Jennifer Aniston was] ... |
| Robin Quivers: |
|
... please dump me ... |
| Howard Stern: |
|
... you know how many radios we would sell ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on November 19, 2008
|
| |
| Also See: Brad Pitt Quotes Relationship Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
|
... every relationship is based on trust until you meet someone new ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on April 16, 2007
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| |
| Also See: Relationship Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
|
... Oprah was on the treadmill ... |
| Robin Quivers: |
|
... she must have been sitting on the treadmill ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on November 19, 2008
|
| |
| Also See: Oprah Winfrey Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Robin Quivers: |
|
... ever see a hot retarded person? |
| Fred Norris: |
|
... Paris Hilton ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on April 19, 2007
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| |
| Also See: Paris Hilton Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Tracy Morgan: |
|
... I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on October 29, 2008
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| |
| Also See: Relationship Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
|
... I can't believe I feel bad for Madonna ... |
| Joan Rivers: |
|
... if Madonna wants to adopt a starving black child, why doesn't she adopt Nicole Ritchie ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on October 24, 2006
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| |
| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
|
... you realize my next wife is being born right now ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on July 30, 2007
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| |
| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Howard Stern: |
|
... I heard he [John McCain] still sleeps in a cage, even at home ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on March 10, 2008
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| |
| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Kid Rock: |
|
... I'm going to vote for John McCain or Barack Obama ... |
| Howard Stern: |
|
... I heard Hilary Clinton wouldn't sleep with you which is why ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on March 20, 2008
|
| |
| Also See: Sex Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Lisa Lampanelli: |
|
... what am I your girlfriend or a genital wart? |
| From Howard Stern Show
on September 6, 2007
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| |
| Also See: Relationship Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Artie Lange: |
|
... you know what, Hank Azaria is right, you [George Takei] are creepy ...
|
| From Howard Stern Show
on December 4, 2007
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| |
| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Robin Quivers: |
|
... Iran is against the movie 300 ... |
| Artie Lange: |
|
... I guarantee Iran didn't like Animal House too ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Howard Stern: |
|
... if Hitler was running for chancelor of Germany, he would go on The Tonight Show ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on September 6, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: Talk Show Quotes The Tonight Show Quotes |
|
| Mitch Hedberg: |
|
... don't you think rumors suck man ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on October 12, 2004
|
| |
| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Jeffrey Ross: |
|
... Artie [Lange] wants to go to Iraq, which is a coincidence because his weight just hit 911 ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on January 23, 2008
|
| |
| Also See: Artie Lange Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| George Takei: |
|
... what's the point of taking a cab in manhattan, you sit there and the only thing that moves is the meter ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on July 18, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
|
| George Clooney: |
|
... I think I buried that [Batman] franchise single handedly ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on March 20, 1998
|
| |
| Also See: Batman Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Howard Stern: |
|
... his [John Lennon's] MySpace would have like 28 million friends ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on March 18, 2008
|
| |
| Also See: Friendship Quotes MySpace Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Howard Stern: |
|
... what kind of doctor was he [Dr Martin Luther King, Jr], a gynecologist? |
| Robin Quivers: |
|
... I believe he was a doctor of psychology ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on January 22, 2008
|
| |
| Also See: Doctor Quotes Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Howard Stern: |
|
... I got nervous once, my kids asked me for their birthday if I would buy them Vermont ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on January 17, 2008
|
| |
| Also See: Birthday Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Artie Lange: |
|
... Dane Cook is a phenomenon ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on December 4, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: Dane Cook Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Howard Stern: |
|
... [lose] another 15lbs, you [Robin Quivers] can get knocked up by David Spade ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on January 17, 2008
|
| |
| Also See: David Spade Quotes Sex Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Howard Stern: |
|
... at least Oprah got fat again, we can all enjoy that ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on February 7, 2008
|
| |
| Also See: Oprah Winfrey Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Robin Quivers: |
|
... you haven't seen a good movie in a while that you are probably laughing at Adam Sandler now ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on January 2, 2008
|
| |
| Also See: Adam Sandler Quotes Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Jamie Foxx: |
|
... know what I have learned, as soon as you don't sleep with your pretty girl friends, you will always have pretty girl friends ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on September 25, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: Friendship Quotes Sex Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Howard Stern: |
|
... give me a prediction of the final score [for Super Bowl 2008] ... |
| Junior Seau: |
|
... I guarantee it will start zero zero ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
|
| |
| Also See: Football Quotes Sports Quotes Super Bowl Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Artie Lange: |
|
... last week, who would you think would live longer, me or Heath Ledger? |
| From Howard Stern Show
on January 23, 2008
|
| |
| Also See: Heath Ledger Quotes Life Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Penn Jillette: |
|
... Paris to play Mother Teresa in a movie ... Paris Hilton is too morale to play Mother Teresa, Paris Hilton has never watched people suffer ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on January 17, 2008
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes Paris Hilton Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Nick DiPaolo: |
|
... he [Dane Cook] doesn't make me laugh, but that doesn't mean he is not funny ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on January 3, 2008
|
| |
| Also See: Dane Cook Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Robin Quivers: |
|
... she [Paris Hilton] says she is just acting dumb ... |
| Howard Stern: |
|
... then she deserves an Academy Award ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on June 12, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: Paris Hilton Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Artie Lange: |
|
... women will do anything she [Oprah Winfrey] says, and that is why we can't have women voting ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on September 24, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: Oprah Winfrey Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Howard Stern: |
|
... he is not commenting on the time he banged Aunt May ... |
| Tobey Maguire: |
|
... yeah, I can not confirm nor deny that ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on May 2, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Artie Lange: |
|
... the [Boston Red] Sox probably want you to make a movie [like Fever Pitch where they won the World Series] about them every year ... |
| Jimmy Fallon: |
|
... the [Chicago] Cubs are starting to send me scripts ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on June 18, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: Baseball Quotes Boston Red Sox Quotes Movie Quotes Sports Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Robin Quivers: |
|
... I can't wait until the MTV movie awards because she [Britney Spears] is supposed to perform ... I love it when crazy people perform ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on August 22, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: Crazy Quotes Music Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Lisa Lampanelli: |
|
... you [Pat Cooper] make Jerry Lewis look like Dane Cook ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on September 6, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: Dane Cook Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Chris Rock: |
|
... you are around pretty girls in every movie ... |
| Robin Quivers: |
|
... not a [Adam] Sandler movie ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on March 14, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: Adam Sandler Quotes Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Howard Stern: |
|
... I know he [Fred Thompson] is very qualified, his character on Law & Order went to Yale Law School ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on September 4, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: School Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Howard Stern: |
|
... I would do that on pay per view ... Chuck Noris vs a bear ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on September 23, 1999
|
| |
| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Artie Lange: |
|
... Dane Cook I found out recently is a work horse, he doesn't drink ... |
| Bob Saget: |
|
... he is your antithesis, he is changing his name to Artie 180 ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on August 23, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: Dane Cook Quotes Drug Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Artie Lange: |
|
... I am fine now, I have never felt better in my life ... |
| Howard Stern: |
|
... Chris Farley told me that ... Chris Farley told me that right before he died ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on January 8, 1998
|
| |
| Also See: Chris Farley Quotes Death Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Howard Stern: |
|
... Christian's beware, this Harry Potter is a sorcerer and sorcery is banned by the Christian church ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on July 19, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: Harry Potter Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Howard Stern: |
|
... it could be the end of the movies for you ... |
| Chris Rock: |
|
... there is always black guy and [Adam] Sandler movie ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on March 14, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: Adam Sandler Quotes Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Artie Lange: |
|
... Sanjaya [Malakar] became bigger than US Steel ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on May 10, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Howard Stern: |
|
... Tobey [Maguire], you should legally change your name to Spider-Man ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on May 2, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Robin Quivers: |
|
... you think he [Chris Farley] was crying on the inside? |
| Norm MacDonald: |
|
... I don't know, how do you cry on the inside? |
| From Howard Stern Show
on January 8, 1998
|
| |
| Also See: Chris Farley Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Howard Stern: |
|
... I am Oprah Winfrey for men ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on January 11, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: Oprah Winfrey Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Artie Lange: |
|
... never let the truth get in the way of a good story ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on January 29, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Artie Lange: |
|
... I want to play devil's advocate here ... Robin [Quivers], who says you can't break the law ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on January 24, 2007
|
| |
| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Shuli: |
|
... people say Artie [Lange] models his career after John Belushi .... but that isn't true, Belushi had one good movie .... and he knew when to die ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on June 9, 2006
|
| |
| Also See: Artie Lange Quotes Death Quotes Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Howard Stern: |
|
... are you worried she [Rachael Ray] is honing in on your territory ... |
| Martha Stewart: |
|
... she can not cook like I cook, she can not bake like I bake, and she can not craft like I craft ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
on December 14, 2006
|
| |
| Also See: Rachael Ray Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
| Artie Lange: |
|
... you know how screwed up censorship is, two girls just agreed to make out naked in front of their fathers, and we went "wait, don't curse" ... |
| From Howard Stern Show
|
| |
| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
