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... some men make difficulties and difficulties make some men ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle on September 1, 2008
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[Graduation:] A ceremony that marks the end of college study and the beginning of education. |
| From Esar's Comic Dictionary |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Graduation Quotes School Quotes |
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... writing things down is the best secret of a good memory ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle on September 18, 2008
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| Also See: 20,000 Quips & Quotes Quotes Best Quotes |
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The thing that surprises the college graduate most when he gets out in the world is to find out how much uneducated people know. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Graduation Quotes School Quotes |
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People who live in glass houses should take out insurance. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Book Quotes |
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Romance begins with a prince kissing an angel, and ends with a bald headed man yawning at a fat woman. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Book Quotes |
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... the brain is no stronger than its weakest think ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle on November 13, 2008
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| Also See: 20,000 Quips & Quotes Quotes |
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The ideal gift for the high school or college graduate is a job. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Graduation Quotes School Quotes |
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Father's Day and Mother's Day are alike, except that on Father's Day you buy a much cheaper gift. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Family Quotes Father Quotes Father's Day Quotes Holiday Quotes Mother Quotes Mother's Day Quotes |
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The only sure way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Birthday Quotes Book Quotes |
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... there is only one food for thought, more thought ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle on April 12, 2007
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| Also See: 20,000 Quips & Quotes Quotes Food Quotes Inspirational Quotes |
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... if at first you do not recede, diet and diet again ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle on February 14, 2008
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| Also See: 20,000 Quips & Quotes Quotes Holiday Quotes Valentine's Day Quotes |
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Experience is the only school from which no one ever graduates. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Graduation Quotes School Quotes |
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... it's all right to break your word if you use a hyphen ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle on January 10, 2008
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If you want noise or silence, the drum is an instrument you can't beat. |
| From Esar's Comic Dictionary |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Music Quotes |
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Life is a card game during the first half of which we get birthday cards, and during the second half get-well cards. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Birthday Quotes Book Quotes Life Quotes |
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If you think there is safety in numbers, try playing roulette. |
| From Crossword Puzzle on December 27, 2007
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| Also See: 20,000 Quips & Quotes Quotes |
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The best time to relax is when you don't have time to relax. |
| From Crossword Puzzle on December 13, 2007
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| Also See: 20,000 Quips & Quotes Quotes Best Quotes |
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... footprints on the sands of time will never be made sitting down ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle on April 19, 2007
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Shakespeare murdered Hamlet, and a great many Hamlets have murdered Shakespeare. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Death Quotes Hamlet Quotes William Shakespeare Quotes |
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... the best way to make a long story short is to stop listening ... |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Best Quotes Book Quotes Crossword Puzzle Quotes |
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The wheel enabled man to get ahead - until he got behind it. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Crossword Puzzle Quotes |
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... the secret of a secret is to know when and how to tell it ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle on September 6, 2007
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| Also See: 20,000 Quips & Quotes Quotes |
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... remember this on your way up, the biggest dog was once a pup ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle on August 23, 2007
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| Also See: Inspirational Quotes |
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Tomorrow ought to be the longest day in the week -- judging from the number of things we are going to do then. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Book Quotes |
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You can never get rid of a bad temper by losing it. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Inspirational Quotes |
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Truth has only to pass through a few persons to become fiction. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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... it is better to give than lend and costs just about the same ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle on April 5, 2007
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One ounce of example is worth a pound of advice. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Crossword Puzzle Quotes |
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... the best time to make friends is before you need them ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle on February 22, 2007
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| Also See: Best Quotes Friendship Quotes |
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... you can't use your friends and have them too ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle on January 25, 2007
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| Also See: Friendship Quotes |
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... no matter how much you nurse a grudge it won't get better ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle on January 11, 2007
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You can never tell wether advice is good or bad until you no longer need it. |
| From Esar's Comic Dictionary |
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If there's anything a dentist hates it's a drooping mustache. |
| From Crossword Puzzle on December 7, 2006
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A dollar saved is a dollar earned, but seldom vice versa. |
| From Crossword Puzzle on October 26, 2006
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... if at first you don't succeed, cry, cry again ... |
| From Esar's Comic Dictionary |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Crossword Puzzle Quotes |
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The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts. |
| From Crossword Puzzle on September 7, 2006
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| Also See: Best Quotes |
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Some go on a diet while most are merely wishful shrinkers. |
| From Crossword Puzzle on August 31, 2006
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Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does. |
| From Crossword Puzzle |
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| Also See: Family Quotes Mother Quotes Sister Quotes |
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It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway. |
| From Esar's Comic Dictionary |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Crossword Puzzle Quotes |
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Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once. |
| From Esar's Comic Dictionary |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Crossword Puzzle Quotes |
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Barking dogs never bite -- while barking. |
| From Esar's Comic Dictionary |
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| Also See: Book Quotes |
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Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl. |
| From Esar's Comic Dictionary |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Love Quotes |
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A signature always reveals a man's character -- and sometimes even his name. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Book Quotes |
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Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings. |
| From Unknown |
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Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. |
| From Unknown |
