| Neil Patrick Harris (Barney Stinson): |
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... you don't bring a date to a wedding, that's like bringing a deer carcass to a hunting trip ... |
| From How I Met Your Mother
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| Also See: Death Quotes Relationship Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Kevin James (Larry Valentine): |
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... we're marrying each other ... |
| Rob Schneider (Asian Minister): |
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... gay, civil or religious? |
| Adam Sandler (Chuck Levine): |
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... religious ... I'm Jewish, I don't want to piss my mother off ... |
| Kevin James: |
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... I'm Catholic, I don't want to piss Mel Gibson off ... |
| From I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
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| Also See: Family Quotes Mother Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Laura Prepon (Donna Pinciotti): |
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... damnit Kelso, you don't french the bride ... |
| From That '70s Show
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| Craig Ferguson: |
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... in my wedding, they a, well in my wife's wedding, that I was allowed to go to ... |
| From The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
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| Also See: Family Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Tina Fey (Liz Lemon): |
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... Floyd's moving on, I'm moving on too, I'm just doing it in my own order, I'm gonna get the wedding dress, and then I'm gonna have a baby, and then I'm gonna die, and then I'm gonna meet a super cute guy in heaven ... |
| From 30 Rock
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| Also See: Death Quotes Family Quotes Relationship Quotes |
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| Kim Cattrall (Samantha Jones): |
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... what do you have against honeymoons, it is basically sex with room service ... |
| From Sex and the City
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| Also See: Sex Quotes |
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| Richard Lewis (Prince John): |
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... by the end of the day we will have a wedding ... or we will have a hanging ... either way we will have a lot of fun ...
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| From Robin Hood: Men in Tights
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Laura Harris (Jill Bernhardt): |
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... where's your date [to the wedding]? |
| Tyrees Allen (Warren Jacobi): |
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... why bring a snack to an all you can eat buffet ... |
| From Women's Murder Club
on December 7, 2007
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| Also See: Food Quotes |
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| Seth Rogen (Ben Stone): |
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... how much do wedding rings cost? |
| Paul Rudd (Pete): |
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... I mean it really depends, you know, I think you're supposed to spend like 3 months pay on a ring ... |
| Seth Rogen: |
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... well, that will be easy, I don't make any money ... |
| From Knocked Up
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Jay Leno: |
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... now, do you believe in the concept of marriage, are you a marriage guy? |
| Dane Cook: |
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... I do believe in the concept of marriage ... |
| Jay Leno: |
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... in the concept ... |
| Dane Cook: |
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... I would like to keep my a ceremony very small, very intimate, I don't believe in an ostantacious wedding, because I want to save my money for the divorce ... |
| Jay Leno: |
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... you want to plan ahead ... |
| From The Tonight Show
on October 25, 2007
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| Also See: Relationship Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Dan Hedaya (Kamehl Butabi): |
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... besides, all men are nervous the night before their wedding ... |
| Will Ferrell (Steve Butabi): |
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... oh, you mean, all guys are nervous and anxious ... and kinda hopes she eats a can of bochelism ... or, or maybe she can hang out with a deer and a hunter accidentally shoots her ... or or you know when she's sleeping she makes that nose whistling sound and you shake her to make her be quiet but what you'd really like to do is take her stupid little red tooth brush and ram it up her nostril into her skull ... |
| Dan Hedaya: |
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... these are perfectly normal feelings ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... ok ... |
| From A Night at the Roxbury
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| Also See: Death Quotes Hunting Quotes Inspirational Quotes Movie Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Will Ferrell (Steve Butabi): |
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... what's up? ... from out of town? |
| Loni Anderson (Barbara Butabi): |
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... Steve, don't hit on the bride's maid, it is your wedding ... |
| Dan Hedaya (Kamehl Butabi): |
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... you want to wait 'till after the wedding ceremony please? |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... right ... |
| From A Night at the Roxbury
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
