| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
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... absolutely ma-am, I would love to sign your baby ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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| Also See: Love Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
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... I got you Pepe Le Bitch ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
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... winners get to do what they want ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
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... heck I just read in the newspaper they put a pig heart in some guy from Russia, you know what, I mean, you know what that means? |
| Michael Clarke Duncan (Lucius Washington): |
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... no, I don't know what that means, I guess longer lives ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... no, he didn't live ... |
| Michael Clarke Duncan: |
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... oh he didn't live ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... no ... |
| Michael Clarke Duncan: |
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... oh ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... it's just exciting that we are trying things ... |
| Michael Clarke Duncan: |
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... yeah ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
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... dear tiny Jesus, with your golden, fleece diapers, with your tiny little fat balled up fist ... |
| Ted Manson (Chip): |
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... he was a man, he had a beard ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... look, I like the baby version the best, do you hear me? |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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| Gary Cole (Reese Bobby): |
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... always remember, if you ain't first, you're last ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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| Sacha Baron Cohen (Jean Girard): |
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... hakuna matata, bitches ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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| Lorrie Bess Crumley (School teacher): |
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... Mr Bobby, there's no smoking in here ... |
| Gary Cole (Reese Bobby): |
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... oh, it's all right darlin', I'm a volunteer fireman ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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| Michael Clarke Duncan (Lucius Washington): |
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... you're not going to live forever ... |
| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
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... I'm not stupid Lucious, no one lives forever, no one ... but with advances in modern science ... and my high level income ... I mean like crazy think I can't live to be 245, maybe 300 ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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| Also See: Crazy Quotes Life Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Jack McBrayer (Glenn): |
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... so, I was talking to Nana on Saturday and her birthday is coming up, but, I don't know what to get her, she's gonna be 88 ... |
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... get her a coffin ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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| Michael Clarke Duncan (Lucius Washington): |
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... I don't want to be raining on your parade ... but I got to tell you that was some of the dumbest driving I have ever seen in my life ... |
| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
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... thank you ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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| John C. Reilly (Cal Naughton, Jr.): |
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... I wet my bed until I was 19, there's no shame in that ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
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... its Magic Man ... and El Diablo ... |
| John C. Reilly (Cal Naughton, Jr.): |
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... what, what's diablo mean? |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... its like, its like Spanish for like a fighting chicken ... |
| John C. Reilly: |
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... that's awesome ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... I know ... |
| John C. Reilly: |
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... with the claws? |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... with the claws ... and the beak ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
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... let me just quote the late great Colonel Sanders, he said, "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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| John C. Reilly (Cal Naughton, Jr.): |
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... she walked straight up to me, and grabbed me in the crotch ... |
| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
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... yes, like a tractor beam of hotness ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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| Sacha Baron Cohen (Jean Girard): |
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... you know why I came to America, Ricky Bobby? |
| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
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... public schools, healthcare system, giant waterparks, I mean the same reason anyone comes to America ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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| John C. Reilly (Cal Naughton, Jr.): |
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... me and Ricky since we've been little kids, man ... we go together like chinese food and chocolate puding, lets face it ...
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| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
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... yeah, but Cal, those two things don't really go together ... |
| John C. Reilly: |
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... oh we, we go together like cocain and waffles ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... you know what, for instance, if you, if I say peanut butter and ... |
| John C. Reilly: |
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... ladies ... |
| David Koechner (Herschell): |
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... yup ... |
| John C. Reilly: |
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... right? am I right? |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... no, jelly ... |
| David Koechner: |
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... jelly? |
| John C. Reilly: |
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... I'm supposed to put jelly on a lady? |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Food Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| John C. Reilly (Cal Naughton, Jr.): |
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... got a message for all of them, shake and bake ... |
| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
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... what does that do, does that blow your mind ... that just happened ... |
| Sacha Baron Cohen (Jean Girard): |
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... what is that a catch phrase, or is that, uh, epilepsy? |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
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... with all due respect, Mr Dennit ... I had no idea you had gotten experimental surgery to have your balls removed ... |
| Molly Shannon (Mrs. Dennit): |
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... ha ha ha ha ha ... |
| Greg Germann (Larry Dennit, Jr.): |
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... what, what did you say, what was that, what was that? |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... woah woah, I said with all due respect ... |
| Greg Germann: |
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... no, that doesn't mean you get to say whatever you want to say to me ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... sure, sure as heck does ... |
| Greg Germann: |
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... no no, it doesn't mean that ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... its in the Geneva Convention, look it up ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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| Leslie Bibb (Carley Bobby): |
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... sweety ... Jesus did grow up, you don't always have to call him baby, its a bit odd and all praying to a baby ... |
| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
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... well, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I am saying grace ... when you say grace, you can say it to Grown-up Jesus or Teenage Jesus or Bearded Jesus or whoever you want ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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| Also See: Christmas Quotes Holiday Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
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... here's the deal, I'm the best there is, plain and simple, I mean I wake up every morning and I kiss excellence, and nobody can hang with my stuff, uh, you know I'm just a, just a big hairy American winning machine, you ain't first, you're last, you know, what I'm talking about ... that phrase is trademarked and not to be used without the permission of Ricky Bobby Inc. ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
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| Also See: Best Quotes Movie Quotes |
