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Mitch Hedberg:		... I don't like protesting, but I don't know how to show it ...
From Unknown

Maude Flanders:		... I went to bible camp to learn to be more judegemental ...
From The Simpsons

Also See: Bible Quotes

Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth:		... this could mean the end of the banana daiquiri as we know it ... also life ...
From Furturama

Also See: Death Quotes Life Quotes

Stewie Griffin:		... ahhh, what are you doing ...
Brian Griffin:		... I am cleaning myself ...
Stewie Griffin:		... you were clean 15 minutes ago, now you are just on vacation ...
From Family Guy

Steve Martin:		... hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman ... it's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town ...
From 2001 Academy Awards Show (73rd Oscars)

Also See: Love Quotes Sex Quotes

Adam Sandler (Sonny):		... hey, old man river, zip it or I will break your hip ...
From Big Daddy

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Evan Esar:		A signature always reveals a man's character -- and sometimes even his name.
From 20,000 Quips & Quotes

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Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey):		... denial ... it's not just a river in Egypt ... it's a freakin' ocean ...
From Grey's Anatomy

Chris Farley:		... what was that?
David Spade:		... a chunk in the road ...
Chris Farley:		... I just chunked in my pants ...
From Black Sheep

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Dane Cook:		... I have a new saying, what I see in vegas, I am telling everybody ...
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