| Artie Lange: |
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... Dane Cook I found out recently is a work horse, he doesn't drink ... |
| Bob Saget: |
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... he is your antithesis, he is changing his name to Artie 180 ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on August 23, 2007
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| Also See: Dane Cook Quotes Drug Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Paris Hilton: |
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... if I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours ... |
| From 40 Dumbest Celeb Quotes... Ever |
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| Also See: Book Quotes |
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| Jack Nicholson (Dr. Buddy Rydell): |
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... there are 2 kinds of people, explosive and implosive ... explosive people are the ones you see yelling at the cashier from week to week .... implosive is the cashier that one day comes in and shoots everyone in the store ... |
| Adam Sandler (Dave Buznik): |
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... no I swear I am the guy hiding in the frozen food section calling 911 ... |
| From Anger Management |
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| Also See: Food Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Kattan (Doug Butabi): |
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... did Mom get lipstick on me? |
| Will Ferrell (Steve Butabi): |
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... yeah, but it looks like you were making out ... |
| Chris Kattan: |
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... sweet ... |
| From A Night at the Roxbury |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| William Shakespeare: |
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There was never yet a philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Book Quotes |
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| Homer Simpson: |
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... but I'm not a genius ... or are I? |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Evan Esar: |
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... remember this on your way up, the biggest dog was once a pup ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle on August 23, 2007
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| Also See: Inspirational Quotes |
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| Winston Churchill: |
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... an appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last ... |
| From Unknown |
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| Also See: Food Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... hey, this suit make me look fat? |
| David Spade (Richard): |
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... no no no, your face does ... |
| From Tommy Boy |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): |
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... you're gonna have to put up with me being nice and sweet for a little while ... |
| Isaiah Washington (Dr. Preston Burke): |
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... that will be a nice change of pace ... |
| Sandra Oh: |
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... shut up ... |
| Isaiah Washington: |
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... that's more like it ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy |
