| Patricia Heaton (Debra Barone): |
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... your mom was right ... |
| Ray Romano (Ray Barone): |
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... oh no, that is crazy talk ... |
| From Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Also See: Crazy Quotes |
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| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
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... here's the deal, I'm the best there is, plain and simple, I mean I wake up every morning and I kiss excellence, and nobody can hang with my stuff, uh, you know I'm just a, just a big hairy American winning machine, you ain't first, you're last, you know, what I'm talking about ... that phrase is trademarked and not to be used without the permission of Ricky Bobby Inc. ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby |
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| Also See: Best Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Stephen Colbert: |
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... what did I tell you about sharing, it rewards the weak ... |
| From The Daily Show |
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Woman: |
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... are you the police? |
| Dan Aykroyd (Elwood Blues): |
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... no mam, we are musicians ... |
| From The Blues Brothers |
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes Music Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... I am going to name a group of my kids after my favorate cartoons, I am going to name them after Transformers ... |
| From Retaliation |
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| Howard Stern: |
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... I would do that on pay per view ... Chuck Noris vs a bear ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on September 23, 1999
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... fat guy in a little coat ... |
| From Tommy Boy |
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| Also See: Famous Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Katherine Heigl (Dr. Izzie Stevens): |
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... oh that's great, with tiny diamonds no one will ever try to steal it ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy on February 1, 2007
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| Oscar Wilde: |
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... the worst work is always done with the best intentions ... |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Best Quotes Book Quotes |
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... yeah, who cares what you say, you're a dog, you can't see colors, which means you can't see the colors on the American flag, Commie ... |
| From Family Guy |
