| Tina Majorino (Deb): |
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... what are you drawing? |
| Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite): |
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... a liger ... |
| Tina Majorino (Deb): |
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... What's a liger? |
| Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite): |
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... it's pretty much my favorite animal ... it's like a lion and a tiger mixed, bred for its skills and magic ... |
| From Napoleon Dynamite |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Rachael Ray: |
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... pizzagna ... pizza and lasagna, why notta ... |
| From 30 Minute Meals |
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| Also See: Food Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... Slip 'N Slide, yeah ... it would have been fun if Dad checked for rocks before he put it down ... Slip 'N Bleed From the Anus they should have called this ride ... |
| From Harmful If Swallowed |
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| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes |
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| Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat): |
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... my wife is dead ... |
| David Letterman: |
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... sorry to hear that ... |
| Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat): |
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... high five ... she was boring ... |
| From Late Show with David Letterman |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Family Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Kate Walsh: |
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... men stare at our boobs, Dave ... |
| David Spade: |
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... yeah, and that's um, bad? ... that's bad, that's uncool ... |
| From The Showbiz Show with David Spade |
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Dan Hedaya (Kamehl Butabi): |
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... besides, all men are nervous the night before their wedding ... |
| Will Ferrell (Steve Butabi): |
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... oh, you mean, all guys are nervous and anxious ... and kinda hopes she eats a can of bochelism ... or, or maybe she can hang out with a deer and a hunter accidentally shoots her ... or or you know when she's sleeping she makes that nose whistling sound and you shake her to make her be quiet but what you'd really like to do is take her stupid little red tooth brush and ram it up her nostril into her skull ... |
| Dan Hedaya: |
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... these are perfectly normal feelings ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... ok ... |
| From A Night at the Roxbury |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Hunting Quotes Inspirational Quotes Movie Quotes Sports Quotes Wedding Quotes |
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| John Belushi (Jake Blues): |
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... how much for the little girl? the women? I want to buy the women ...
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| From The Blues Brothers |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): |
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... hurry, I can't feel my ears ... |
| Matthew Perry (Chandler Bing): |
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... can you ever feel your ears? |
| Matt LeBlanc: |
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... interesting ... |
| From Friends |
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| Justin Chambers (Dr. Alex Karev): |
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... you may be confused since you were basically raised by wolves, but this is what mothers do, they stop by, they stock the fridge ... dude you think she might do our laundry? |
| Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): |
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... hey, get your own fake mom ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy |
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| Also See: Family Quotes |
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| Catman Cohen: |
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Increasingly, I see all adults as mere babies in grown-up bodies ... and sometimes I fantasize about what it would be like to become everybody's surrogate father ... and just do my best to protect each and every person against the evils of the world that harm and defeat so many good souls. |
| From CatmanCohen.com |
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| Also See: Best Quotes Family Quotes Father Quotes |
