| Sean Astin (Sam): |
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... I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you ... |
| From The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Hilarie Burton (Peyton Sawyer): |
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... maybe I can get a job here ... |
| Sophia Bush (Brooke Davis): |
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... I'm sorry darling you're not nearly bitchy enough to work in one of my stores ... |
| From One Tree Hill |
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| Donald Faison (Dr. Christopher Turk): |
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... what am I doing playing golf, it is so Tiger Woods's fault ... |
| From Scrubs |
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| Also See: Golf Quotes Sports Quotes Tiger Woods Quotes |
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| Courteney Cox (Monica Geller): |
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... when I was younger all I wanted to do was to play with this dollhouse, but nooo, it was to be looked at but never played with ... |
| Matthew Perry (Chandler Bing): |
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... my grandmother used to say that exact same thing to me ... |
| From Friends |
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| Kid Rock: |
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... I'm going to vote for John McCain or Barack Obama ... |
| Howard Stern: |
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... I heard Hilary Clinton wouldn't sleep with you which is why ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on March 20, 2008
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| Also See: Sex Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Ted Danson (Dr. John Becker): |
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... what about drugs, are you on any narcotics or hallucinogens? |
| Steven Wright (Boyd Crossman): |
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... no, but if you think it would help ... |
| From Becker |
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| Also See: Drug Quotes |
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| Rita Rudner: |
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... I do love to shop, I admit it ... I rationalize shop, I buy a dress because I need change for gum ... |
| From Women of the Night |
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| Also See: Love Quotes |
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| Ellen Page (Juno MacGuff): |
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... I'm pregnant ... |
| Michael Cera (Paulie Bleeker): |
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... what should we do? |
| Ellen Page: |
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... well, you know, I was jus ... I was thinking I would just nip it in the bud, before it gets worse, 'cause they were talking about in health class how pregnancy it often can lead to an infant ... |
| Michael Cera: |
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... typically, yeah, yeah, that is what happens when our moms and teachers get pregnant ... |
| From Juno |
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| Also See: Family Quotes Movie Quotes Pregnant Quotes School Quotes |
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| Ben Stiller (White Goodman): |
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... oh hello Kate, I wasn't aware I was paying you to "Socialize" ... |
| Christine Taylor (Kate Veatch): |
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... you're not, I am off the clock ... |
| Ben Stiller: |
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... well isn't that "convenient" for you, and the clock ... |
| From Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Isaac Hayes (Chef): |
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... what's the matter little cracker ... |
| From South Park |
