| Bernie Mac: |
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... if their mama's fat, you got to say something like, your mama's so fat I poured a half a cup of water in a bathtub and when she sat down, it overflowed ... |
| From The Bernie Mac Show |
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| Also See: Family Quotes Mother Quotes |
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| Kim Cattrall (Samantha Jones): |
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... cancer, it turns out, not so hilarious ... |
| From Sex and the City |
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| Julia Stiles (Kat Stratford): |
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... you are amazingly self assured, has anyone ever told you that? |
| Heath Ledger (Patrick Verona): |
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... I tell myself that everyday ... |
| From 10 Things I Hate About You |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Jon Cryer (Alan Harper): |
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... you think I joined a support group to pick up women? |
| Charlie Sheen (Charlie Harper): |
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... no, I think you joined a support group because you are a winy little wuss ... but as long as you are there you might as well nail a few ... |
| From Two and a Half Men |
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| Also See: Sex Quotes |
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| Seth Rogen (Ben Stone): |
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... you're going to be embarrased when you realize I am Wilmer Valderrama ... |
| From Knocked Up |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Jessica Simpson: |
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... is this chicken what I have or is this fish ... I know its tuna, but it says chicken ... of the sea ... |
| From Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica |
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| Ogden Nash: |
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. |
| From 20,000 Quips & Quotes |
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| Also See: Birthday Quotes Book Quotes |
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| Roy Scheider (Police Chief Martin Brody): |
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... I hate the water ... |
| Richard Dreyfuss (Matt Hooper): |
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... I can't imagine why ... |
| From Jaws |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| David Spade (Richard): |
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... hi, I'm Earth, have we met? |
| From Tommy Boy |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Randy Quaid (Russell Casse): |
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... in the words of my generation, up yours! |
| From Independence Day |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
