Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): |
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... she's faking, she's faking sadness, pretending to be sad, to steal my surgeries ... |
Katherine Heigl (Dr. Izzie Stevens): |
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... ok, I have a really old guy trying to kill himself and problems of my own ... so I don't have time for the two of you and your fake drama ... |
From Grey's Anatomy on October 11, 2007
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David Spade: |
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... Donald Trump celebrated a birthday last week, when asked how it feels to be 61, Trump said, "Rosie's a fat loser ... she's ugly on the inside" ... |
From The Showbiz Show with David Spade |
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Also See: Birthday Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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Nick DiPaolo: |
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... he [Dane Cook] doesn't make me laugh, but that doesn't mean he is not funny ... |
From Howard Stern Show on January 3, 2008
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Jon Stewart: |
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... don't confuse it [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why ... boy will you creep him out ... uh I can just tell you from last year, uh, even if they do like chocolate, they don't want it from their son ... |
From The Daily Show on June 5, 2002
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Darrell Hammond (Chris Matthews): |
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... but a lot of Democrats like the fact that Obama was always against the war ... |
Amy Poehler (Hillary Rodham Clinton): |
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... Chris, let me say something about Senator Obama, for whom I have the greatest respect, he seems to take positions based on studying an issue and then following his convictions ... which is perfectly all right, but suppose he were to go to Iraq and conclude that the war was necessary after all, he might decide to support it, can we really trust someone like that? |
From SNL (Saturday Night Live) |
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Ryan Gosling (Noah Calhoun): |
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... would you just stay with me? |
Rachel McAdams (Allie Hamilton): |
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... stay with you, what for, look we're already fighting ... |
Ryan Gosling: |
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... that's what we do ... we fight ... you tell me when I am being an arrogant son of a bitch, and I tell you when you're being a pain in the ass, which you are, 99% of the time ... I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings ... you have like a 2 second rebound rate and you're back doing the next pain in the ass thing ... |
From The Notebook |
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Evan Esar: |
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If you want noise or silence, the drum is an instrument you can't beat. |
From Esar's Comic Dictionary |
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Also See: Book Quotes Music Quotes |
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Ben Stiller (Derek Zoolander): |
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... I'm sure there is more to life than being really really really good looking ... and I plan to find out what that is ... |
From Zoolander |
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Also See: Life Quotes Movie Quotes |
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Cole & Dylan Sprouse (Julian): |
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... I wipe my own ass ... |
Rob Schneider (Nazo): |
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... me too ... |
From Big Daddy |
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Chad Michael Murray (Lucas Scott): |
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... happy looks good on you ... |
Hilarie Burton (Peyton Sawyer): |
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... yeah ... feels like I'm in an Air Supply song ... |
Chad Michael Murray: |
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... ooh, if we're going to go 80s, I'm more of a Van Halen fan ... |
From One Tree Hill |
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Also See: Happy Quotes Music Quotes |