Homer Simpson: |
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... note to self, stop doing anything ... |
From The Simpsons |
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Catman Cohen: |
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Advertisers control the music biz and God help the artists whose songs or lifestyles fail to endorse the consumption of bling-bling. Maybe I'm doomed because the only product I want to sell anybody is the bling-bling of awareness. |
From CatmanCohen.com |
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Also See: Music Quotes |
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Conan O'Brien: |
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... Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears, have been going out together every night to party, the three of them have been partying together, yeah ... yeah, actually its evan worse than it sounds, because Lindsay Lohan is their designated driver ... |
From Late Night with Conan O'Brien |
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Also See: Paris Hilton Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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Craig Ferguson: |
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... I do like Oprah as well, I have to obviously for safety reasons ... |
From The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson |
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Also See: Oprah Winfrey Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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Dane Cook: |
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... when you don't have love, it is like there's a party going on and everybody was invited except for you ... and you just happen to walk by that house in the rain ... |
From Retaliation |
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Also See: Love Quotes |
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Vince Vaughn (Wes Mantooth): |
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... nice clothes, I didn't know Salvation Army was having a sale ... |
From Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy |
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Also See: Movie Quotes |
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Evan Esar: |
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If you think there is safety in numbers, try playing roulette. |
From Crossword Puzzle on December 27, 2007
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Also See: 20,000 Quips & Quotes Quotes |
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Courteney Cox (Monica Geller): |
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... you were so hard up you practically came on to me ... |
Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe Buffay): |
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... you wish ... |
From Friends |
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Michael Clarke Duncan (Lucius Washington): |
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... I don't want to be raining on your parade ... but I got to tell you that was some of the dumbest driving I have ever seen in my life ... |
Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
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... thank you ... |
From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby |
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Also See: Life Quotes Movie Quotes |
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Sophia Bush (Brooke Davis): |
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... I thought I would borrow a few words from Shakespeare ... love is not love which alters when it alteration finds ... when life gets hard and things change, true love remains the same ... |
From One Tree Hill |
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Also See: Life Quotes Love Quotes William Shakespeare Quotes |