| Evan Esar: |
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... footprints on the sands of time will never be made sitting down ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle on April 19, 2007
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| Kevin Spacey (Lloyd Chasseur): |
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... you know what Ma, you know what I am going to get you next Christmas, a big wooden cross, this way the next time you feel unappreciated, you climb on up on it and nail yourself to it ... |
| From The Ref |
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| Also See: Christmas Quotes Family Quotes Holiday Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Robin Quivers: |
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... she [Paris Hilton] says she is just acting dumb ... |
| Howard Stern: |
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... then she deserves an Academy Award ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on June 12, 2007
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| Also See: Paris Hilton Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Jay Leno: |
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... you have like 2 million friends on MySpace ... |
| Dane Cook: |
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... that's true, some people out here, my friends ... |
| Jay Leno: |
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... how do you do that, I mean 2 million ... |
| Dane Cook: |
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... that's a lot of time spent sitting in your underwear eating Froot Loops, clicking accept over and over again ... |
| From The Tonight Show on October 25, 2007
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| Also See: Food Quotes Friendship Quotes MySpace Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Kellie Pickler: |
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... I'm listening to what you're saying but I only hear what I want to ... |
| Jeff Foxworthy: |
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... that's just called being a woman ... |
| From Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? |
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| David Spade (Steve Dodds): |
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... you ok? |
| Chris Farley (Mike Donnelly): |
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... I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants ... |
| David Spade: |
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... we didn't have any chocolate puding in there buddy ... |
| From Black Sheep |
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| Also See: Food Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Justin Chambers: |
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... it's [Grey's Anatomy's] huge, it's diverse, we've got, you know, great drama because it is about, life and death and ... sex ... |
| Rachael Ray: |
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... lotta sex ... |
| From Rachael Ray Show |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Grey's Anatomy Quotes Life Quotes Sex Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Emo Philips: |
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... my parents were very protective of me ... whenever I went to cross the street, they would get very excited and start making bets ... |
| From Unknown |
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| Also See: Family Quotes |
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| Steven Wright: |
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. |
| From The Tonight Show on September 14, 1983
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| David Koechner (Champ Kind): |
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... what in the hell is diversity? |
| Will Ferrell (Ron Burgundy): |
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... well, I I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era ... |
| From Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy |
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| Also See: History Quotes Movie Quotes |
