| Mike Myers (Shrek): |
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... smelly Christmas to all, and to all a gross night ... |
| From Shrek the Halls |
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| Also See: Christmas Quotes Holiday Quotes |
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| Ray Romano (Ray Barone): |
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... don't try to get me to change my mind, ok, I see you're firing up all those pistons in your little guilt machine ... |
| Doris Roberts (Marie Barone): |
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... I don't have a guilt machine, Raymond ... all I have is the hope that, our family can be happy ... |
| Patricia Heaton (Debra Barone): |
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... there's a lot of miles on that machine but it runs like new ... |
| From Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Also See: Family Quotes Happy Quotes |
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| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... Jessica Alba is certainly a a very really lovely woman ... |
| Dane Cook: |
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... if you are into that ... I kinda think she's a pirate's wife, myself ... |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live on September 20, 2007
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| Also See: Pirate Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| John Belushi (Jake Blues): |
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... you, how much for your wife, ha ha ha ha ha ... |
| From The Blues Brothers |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| John C. McGinley (Dr. Perry Cox): |
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... but I am afraid you have me confused with someone who gives a crap, and its ok, you don't need to be embarrased, it happens all the time, my father actually made the same mistake on his death bed ... |
| From Scrubs |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Family Quotes Father Quotes Scary Quotes |
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| Matt LeBlanc (Joey Tribbiani): |
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... where's that turkey? |
| Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe Buffay): |
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... hey, those are my maturnity pants ... |
| Matt LeBlanc: |
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... nah nah, these are my Thanksgiving pants ... |
| From Friends |
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| Also See: Food Quotes Holiday Quotes Pregnant Quotes Thanksgiving Quotes |
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| Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): |
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... cubby or car? |
| Patrick Dempsey (Dr. Derek Shepherd): |
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... we are asking if I think you should put your Mom's ashes in your cubby or your car ... ah you don't think thats very very strange? |
| From Grey's Anatomy on October 25, 2007
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| Also See: Death Quotes |
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| Gwendoline Yeo (Xiao-Mei): |
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... you are meanest person I know ... |
| Eva Longoria (Gabrielle Solis): |
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... I am THE meanest person, you've been in this country a year, modify your nouns dammit ... |
| From Desperate Housewives |
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| Rob Lowe (Paul Barish): |
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... did you eat a lot of paint chips as a kid? |
| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... he he he, why? |
| From Tommy Boy |
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| Also See: Food Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Will Ferrell (Ricky Bobby): |
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... its Magic Man ... and El Diablo ... |
| John C. Reilly (Cal Naughton, Jr.): |
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... what, what's diablo mean? |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... its like, its like Spanish for like a fighting chicken ... |
| John C. Reilly: |
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... that's awesome ... |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... I know ... |
| John C. Reilly: |
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... with the claws? |
| Will Ferrell: |
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... with the claws ... and the beak ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
