| Will Ferrell (Tiger Woods): |
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... what can I say, I'm the best, in your face ... |
| From ESPY Awards on July 20, 2008
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| Also See: Best Quotes Sports Quotes Tiger Woods Quotes |
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| Jack LaLanne: |
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... can't afford to die, wreck my image ... |
| From an interview |
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| Also See: Death Quotes |
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| Tina Fey (Liz Lemon): |
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... Valentine's Day is a sham created by card companies to reinforce and exploit gender stereotypes ... |
| From 30 Rock on February 11, 2010
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| Also See: Holiday Quotes Valentine's Day Quotes |
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| Brian Baumgartner (Eric): |
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... you lie to your families on Christmas? |
| Vince Vaughn (Brad): |
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... well you really can't spell families without lies ... |
| From Four Christmases |
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| Also See: Christmas Quotes Family Quotes Holiday Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): |
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... I already fixed her before you came, but that was a nice speech ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy on September 30, 2010
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| Norm MacDonald (Frank): |
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... hey Billy, who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson? |
| Adam Sandler (Billy Madison): |
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... Jack Nicholson today or 1974? |
| Norm MacDonald: |
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... 1974 ... |
| Adam Sandler: |
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... Meg Ryan ... |
| From Billy Madison |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Greg Giraldo: |
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... Cheech and Chong, just when I thought they were gone, they're like the herpes of comedy ... |
| From Cheech & Chong: Roasted |
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| Jay Leno: |
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... what does your dad do? |
| Natalie Portman: |
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... my dad's an infertility specialist ... |
| Jay Leno: |
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... oh is that right? |
| Natalie Portman: |
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... yeah ... |
| Jay Leno: |
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... well he can't be that good, you're here ... |
| From The Tonight Show on February 22, 2996
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| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes Pregnant Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Norm MacDonald (Frank): |
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... when I graduated first grade all my father did for me was, tell me to get a job ... |
| From Billy Madison |
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| Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes Graduation Quotes Movie Quotes School Quotes |
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| Jesse Eisenberg (Columbus): |
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... it's tough growing up in Zombieland ... |
| Emma Stone (Wichita): |
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... it's tough growing up ... |
| From Zombieland |
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| Also See: Monster Quotes Movie Quotes |
