| Leslie Nielsen (Det. Lt. Frank Drebin): |
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... Lickman Street, that's the red light district, wonder why Sevat is hanging out down there? |
| George Kennedy (Det. Captain Ed Hocken): |
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... sex, Frank? |
| Leslie Nielsen: |
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... uhhhhh, no, not right now, Ed, we got work to do ... |
| From The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Sex Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
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... if you have ever been to the Vatican, the head exorcist's desk is right next to Santa Claus ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on March 11, 2010
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| Also See: Christmas Quotes Holiday Quotes Santa Claus Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| David Letterman: |
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... Thanksgiving is the day when ... my mom, after six Bloody Marys, looks at the turkey and goes: "Here kitty, kitty" ... |
| From Uncle John's Quintessential Collection of Notable Quotations: For Every Occasion |
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| Also See: Book Quotes Drinking Quotes Drug Quotes Family Quotes Food Quotes Holiday Quotes Mother Quotes Talk Show Quotes Thanksgiving Quotes |
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| Greg Giraldo: |
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... it's good to see that little weirdo Teller here, what a freak ... usually Tom Arnold's the only guy in the room who's made a living doing absolutely nothing besides hooking up with a fat slob with a bad hairdo ... |
| From Cheech & Chong: Roasted |
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| Also See: Relationship Quotes |
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| Shia LaBeouf (Mutt Williams): |
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... you know, for an old man, you ain't bad in a fight ... |
| Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones): |
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... thanks a lot ... |
| Shia LaBeouf: |
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... what are you like 80? |
| From Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Brad Pitt (Lt. Aldo Raine): |
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... we in the killing Nazi business, and business is a boomin ... |
| From Inglorious Bastards |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Famous Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Lisa Lampanelli: |
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... usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping ... |
| From Lisa Lampanelli: Dirty Girl |
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| Also See: Sex Quotes |
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| Jesse Eisenberg (Columbus): |
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... Bill Murray ... |
| Emma Stone (Wichita): |
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... this guy has a direct line to my funny bone ... |
| Abigail Breslin (Little Rock): |
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... whoa, who's Bill Murray? |
| Woody Harrelson (Tallahassee): |
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... I've never hit a kid before ... that's like asking who Gandhi is ... |
| Abigail Breslin: |
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... who's Gandhi? |
| From Zombieland |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Donald Faison (Dr. Christopher Turk): |
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... you and Elliot did go through a lot ... |
| Judy Reyes (Nurse Carla Espinosa): |
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... you two have been on and off again more than Ross and Rachel from Friends ... |
| Zach Braff (Dr. John Dorian): |
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... pshh, please I'm nothing like Ross ... |
| John C. McGinley (Dr. Perry Cox): |
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... oh, ofcourse not, you're Rachel, she's Ross ... |
| From Scrubs |
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| Also See: Friends Quotes Relationship Quotes |
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| Dan Aykroyd (Captain Tucker): |
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... if sometimes I have given you the impression that I'm your friend, I apologize ... |
| From I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry |
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| Also See: Friendship Quotes Movie Quotes |
