| Ray Romano (Ray Barone): |
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... we don't need classes, we are great parents, ok you are a great parent and I am your lovely assistant ... |
| From Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Also See: Family Quotes School Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
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... every relationship is based on trust until you meet someone new ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on April 16, 2007
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| Also See: Relationship Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Michael Constantine (Gus Portokalos): |
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... Toula, there are two kinds of people, Greek, and everyone who wishes they were Greek ... |
| From My Big Fat Greek Wedding |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Tracy Morgan (Tracy Jordan): |
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... white people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease ... |
| From 30 Rock |
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| Also See: Music Quotes Will Smith Quotes |
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| Lisa Lampanelli: |
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... "Holiday Play" ... cause we can't call it Christmas play no more, cause you Jews got jealous of us ... and made up Hanukka to screw with us ... |
| From Lisa Lampanelli: Dirty Girl |
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| Also See: Christmas Quotes Holiday Quotes |
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| Bill Murray (John Winger): |
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... I have a plan ... |
| Harold Ramis (Russell Ziskey): |
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... great, Custer had a plan ... |
| From Stripes |
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| Also See: History Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Mitch Hedberg: |
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... when I was a boy I laid in my twin size bed and wondered where my brother was ... |
| From Mitch All Together |
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| Also See: Family Quotes |
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| Sarah Jessica Parker (Carrie Bradshaw): |
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... what exactly about me screams whore? |
| Cynthia Nixon (Miranda Hobbes): |
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... besides the $1000 on the end table? |
| From Sex and the City |
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| Tara Reid: |
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... I'm sounding worse than Jessica Simpson right now ... she's looking like a rock scientist ... |
| From Taradise |
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| Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): |
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... the dying patient better not be dead when I get there, because not only will you have killed someone, you will have woken me for no good reason ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy on September 27, 2008
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| Also See: Death Quotes |
