| Chris Rock: |
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... more people saw Tupac get shot than the last episode of Seinfeld ... |
| From Unknown |
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| George Clooney: |
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... there is no way Daniel Day Lewis won't win [Best Actor at the Academy Awards for his performance in There Will Be Blood]. For me, it's like being Hillary Clinton. If it weren't for Barack Obama, it would have been a very good year ... |
| From Time |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes Political Quotes |
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| Lorrie Bess Crumley (School teacher): |
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... Mr Bobby, there's no smoking in here ... |
| Gary Cole (Reese Bobby): |
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... oh, it's all right darlin', I'm a volunteer fireman ... |
| From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes School Quotes |
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| Muhammad Ali: |
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There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people. |
| From The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said on June 26, 1979
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| Also See: Book Quotes Boxing Quotes Sports Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... Colin Quinn ladies and gentlemen, Colin Quinn ... Colin, you started off your career on the game show Remote Control, isn't it, yeah ... yeah, isn't it, isn't it ironic that that's what most of America reaches for when your new show is on ... |
| From Comedy Central Roast of Denis Leary |
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| Also See: Harmful If Swallowed Quotes Retaliation Quotes |
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| Malcolm X: |
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... we are Africans, and we happen to be in America, we are not Americans, we are a people who formerly were Africans who were kidnapped and brought to America ... our forefathers weren't the Pilgrims ... we didn't land on Plymouth Rock, the rock was landed on us ... |
| From Unknown |
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| Also See: Famous Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
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... [lose] another 15lbs, you [Robin Quivers] can get knocked up by David Spade ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on January 17, 2008
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| Also See: David Spade Quotes Robin Quivers Quotes Sex Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Eddie Murphy (Officer Trey Sellars): |
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... Mitch, you thinking what I am thinking? |
| Robert De Niro (Det. Mitch Preston): |
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... I seriously doubt it ... |
| From Showtime |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Stewie Griffin: |
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... play Wheels on the Bus and get the hell out of my sight ... |
| From Family Guy |
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| Also See: Music Quotes |
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| Chris Tucker (Detective James Carter): |
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... what are you doing? |
| Jackie Chan (Chief Inspector Lee): |
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... I was just being polite ... |
| Chris Tucker: |
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... well next time be polite to my nuts ... |
| From Rush Hour |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
