| Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House): |
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... if you're broke I'll lend you a little bit of the money I owe you ... |
| Robert Sean Leonard (Dr. James Wilson): |
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... no, no I wouldn't put you in that position ... |
| From House M.D. on September 25, 2007
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| Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin): |
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... I know its [the baby formula] different than you're used to but you'll see its just as good ... |
| Stewie Griffin: |
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... mmm, yes, thats what we were promised about Jim Belushi some 25 laugh free years ago ... |
| From Family Guy |
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| Also See: Lois Griffin Quotes |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... so Johnny tamborine is walking down the street ... |
| From Retaliation |
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| Robin Quivers: |
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... I can't wait until the MTV movie awards because she [Britney Spears] is supposed to perform ... I love it when crazy people perform ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on August 22, 2007
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| Also See: Crazy Quotes Music Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
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... as you leave tonight, this fine audience, like Santa Clause, like the white Oprah, I bring you Howard TV for a year, all of you will have a free subscription ... |
| From Late Night with Conan O'Brien |
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| Also See: Christmas Quotes Holiday Quotes Oprah Winfrey Quotes Santa Claus Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Chicago Sports Fan): |
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... oh, you know that Saturday Night Live show, ah it got way worse ... oh yeah, its just sad, they got that fat guy screaming all the time, come on, pull the plug on that freakin thing ... |
| From SNL (Saturday Night Live) |
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| Mike Myers (Shrek): |
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... oh, I know what, maybe I could have decapitated an entire village and put their heads on a plate, got a knife and cut open their spleens and drink their fluids ... does that sound good to you? |
| Eddie Murphy (Donkey): |
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... uh, no not really, no ... |
| From Shrek |
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| Also See: Death Quotes Food Quotes Movie Quotes Scary Quotes |
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| Cara Buono (Linda Salvo): |
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... what happened to you? |
| Artie Lange (Artie DeVanzo): |
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... oh this, uh, I saw 3 guys mugging an old lady, so I got involved ... |
| Cara Buono: |
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... really? |
| Artie Lange: |
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... yeah, she was a tough old broad, but in the end we got her purse ... |
| From Beer League |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Will Ferrell (Mugatu): |
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... Derlicte, it is the fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vargrants, the crack whores, that make this wonderful city unique ... |
| From Zoolander |
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| Also See: Drug Quotes Inspirational Quotes Life Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Audience Member: |
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... I love you Paris ... |
| Paris Hilton: |
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... I love you too ... |
| David Letterman: |
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... someone you met in prison? |
| From Late Show with David Letterman on September 28, 2007
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| Also See: Love Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
