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Jennifer Aniston (Rachel Green):		... and hey, just so you know, it isn't that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal ...
Matthew Perry (Chandler Bing):		... I knew it ...
From Friends

Also See: Break Up Quotes

Julia Roberts (Tess Ocean):		... you are a thief and a liar ...
George Clooney (Danny Ocean):		... I only lied about being a thief ...
From Ocean's Eleven

Also See: Movie Quotes

Artie Lange:		... we [Artie and Jessica Biel] don't even look like we are in the same species ...
From Late Night with Conan O'Brien

Also See: Talk Show Quotes

Evan Esar:		Truth has only to pass through a few persons to become fiction.
From 20,000 Quips & Quotes

Also See: Book Quotes

Angelina Jolie (Jane Smith):		... happy endings are for stories that haven't ended yet ...
From Mr. & Mrs. Smith

Also See: Happy Quotes Movie Quotes

Howard Stern:		... it could be the end of the movies for you ...
Chris Rock:		... there is always black guy and [Adam] Sandler movie ...
From Howard Stern Show on March 14, 2007

Also See: Adam Sandler Quotes Movie Quotes Talk Show Quotes

Craig T. Nelson (Coach):		... what do you guys have that none of the other teams have?
Will Ferrell (Chazz Michael Michaels):		... matching junk?
Craig T. Nelson:		... exactly ...
From Blades of Glory

Also See: Movie Quotes Sports Quotes

Hank Azaria (Sea Captain):		... the Mayflower that brought prostitutes to the New World ...
Yeardley Smith (Lisa Simpson):		... the Mayflower brought Protistants, not prostitutes ...
Hank Azaria (Sea Captain):		... who is being naive now?
From The Simpsons

Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey):		... I am not pregnant ...
Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang):		... you don't know who the father is, do you?
From Grey's Anatomy

Also See: Family Quotes Father Quotes Pregnant Quotes

Dane Cook:		... has anyone seen my shoes? I kicked them off in a fit of joy ...
From Retaliation

Also See: Comedy Central Bar Mitzvah Bash Quotes

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