| Peter Griffin: |
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... I guess the lesson learned here is that it doesn't matter where everyone is from as long as we're all the same religion ... |
| From Family Guy |
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| Steven Wright: |
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... I put instant coffee into a microwave and I almost went back in time ... |
| From SNL (Saturday Night Live) |
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| Susan Lucci: |
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... it is washable ... |
| Rachael Ray: |
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... somehow I don't see you at home doing the wash ... |
| Susan Lucci: |
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... it is washable ... |
| From Rachael Ray Show on February 14, 2007
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Howard Stern: |
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... I am Oprah Winfrey for men ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on January 11, 2007
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| Also See: Oprah Winfrey Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe): |
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... if I kept it, it would be like stealing ... |
| Jennifer Aniston (Rachel): |
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... yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping ... |
| From Friends |
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| Jack Nicholson (Melvin Udall): |
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... go sell crazy someplace else, we are all stocked up here ... |
| From As Good as It Gets |
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| Also See: Crazy Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Chris Farley (Bus Driver): |
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... that Veronica Vaughn is one piece of Ase ... I know from experience, if you know what I mean ... |
| Adam Sandler (Billy): |
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... no you don't ... |
| Chris Farley: |
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... well, not me personally, but a guy I know, him and her got it on, wooo weeee ... |
| Adam Sandler: |
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... no they didn't ... |
| Chris Farley: |
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... no no no, they didn't ... but you can imagine what it'd be like if they did ... |
| From Billy Madison |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Evan Esar: |
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... the best time to make friends is before you need them ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle on February 22, 2007
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| Also See: Best Quotes Friendship Quotes |
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| Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): |
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... I did not try to drown myself in the bathtub ... |
| Katherine Heigl (Dr. Izzie Stevens): |
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... hey ... I ate everything out of the refrigerator last night, everything, including a tub of butter ... there's no judgement here ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy on February 8, 2007
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| Dane Cook: |
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... I love the movies, I don't even call them the movies, I call them cinematic adventures ... |
| From Unknown |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
