| Phil Hartman (Bill McNeal): |
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... if you get nervous, just imagine your listeners nude ... |
| Jon Lovitz (Mike): |
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... you want me to image you nude? |
| Phil Hartman: |
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... no, that would be perverted ... |
| From NewsRadio |
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| David Spade (Richard): |
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... now I know you'd love to just sit there and keep being not slim, but we got to work a little today, ok? |
| From Tommy Boy |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Ben Affleck (Chuckie): |
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... so this is a Harvard bar, huh? ... I thought there would be equations on the wall ... |
| From Good Will Hunting |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes School Quotes |
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| Mila Kunis (Meg Griffin): |
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... I can not believe this is happening to me, I can never go back to school again ... |
| Stewie Griffin: |
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oh yes Meg, yes yes, yes everything was going swimmingly for you until this ... yes yes this is the thing that will ruin your reputation, not your years of grotesque appearance or awkward social graces or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses ... no no no, its this ... do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight ...
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| From Family Guy |
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| Also See: Death Quotes School Quotes |
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| Mitch Hedberg: |
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... I like to wear a do not disturb signs around my neck so that little kids don't tell me knock knock jokes ... |
| From Mitch All Together |
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| Artie Lange: |
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... I want to play devil's advocate here ... Robin [Quivers], who says you can't break the law ... |
| From Howard Stern Show on January 24, 2007
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Evan Esar: |
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... no matter how much you nurse a grudge it won't get better ... |
| From Crossword Puzzle on January 11, 2007
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| Will Ferrell (George W. Bush): |
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... it seems that liberals and godless tax raisers are trying to make me look bad, by using such things as facts ... and scientific data ... |
| From SNL (Saturday Night Live) |
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| Jimmy Kimmel: |
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... unbelievable names on the list [The Time 100 - The People Who Shape Our World] ... |
| Dane Cook: |
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... yeah its funny, when that actually came out I was actually playing dominos with Bono and Condoleezza Rice ... we all looked at each other, we were like "who knew?" |
| From Jimmy Kimmel Live on May 26, 2006
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| Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
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| Justin Chambers (Dr. Alex Karev): |
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... so you're together but you don't talk to each other ... |
| Sandra Oh (Dr. Cristina Yang): |
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... yes ... |
| Justin Chambers: |
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... I have to find a woman like that ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy on January 18, 2007
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| Also See: Relationship Quotes |
