| Steven Wright: |
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... if you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? |
| From Unknown |
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| Isla Fisher (Gloria): |
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... Jeremy, you are amazing ... |
| Vince Vaughn (Jeremy): |
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... oh God, I think you're amazing ... |
| Isla Fisher: |
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... oh my God, don't ever leave me ... |
| Vince Vaughn: |
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... ever ... |
| Isla Fisher: |
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... good, because I'd find you ... |
| From Wedding Crashers |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Peter Griffin: |
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... come one come all, she floats like a butterfly and stings like I pee ... |
| From Family Guy |
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| RC Smith: |
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... I stole these cookies from the Martha Stewart set ... |
| Rachael Ray: |
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... is that why they are so hard? |
| From a Rachael Ray Show taping on August 22, 2006
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| Also See: Food Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
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| David Spade (Rand): |
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... hi, well well, I see we have a new pledge, Mayflower material I presume? |
| Chris Young (Tom): |
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... huh? |
| David Spade: |
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... It's a boat, your ancestors obviously didn't come over on it, but hey its the 90s, we'll take whatever we can get ... |
| From PCU |
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| Also See: History Quotes Movie Quotes |
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| Homer Simpson: |
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... welcome to dumpville, population you ... |
| From The Simpsons |
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| Also See: Break Up Quotes Relationship Quotes |
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| David Spade (Richard): |
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... maybe, I guess you should have called ... |
| Chris Farley (Tommy): |
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... I did call, earlier, when, using the phone ... |
| David Spade: |
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... earlier, when was that? |
| Chris Farley: |
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... or later, when, then, I left a message ... |
| David Spade: |
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... a message, what number did you call? |
| Chris Farley: |
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... 2, 4, 9er, 5, 6, 7, 8 ... |
| David Spade: |
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... I can't hear you, you are trailing off and did I catch a 9er in there, were you calling from a walkie talkie? |
| Chris Farley: |
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... no, it was a cordless ... |
| From Tommy Boy |
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| Also See: Movie Quotes |
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| Evan Esar: |
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The best way to spoil a good story is by sticking to the facts. |
| From Crossword Puzzle on September 7, 2006
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| Also See: Best Quotes |
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| Chandra Wilson (Dr. Miranda Bailey): |
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... do you actually believe I care ... |
| Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey): |
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... no ... |
| Chandra Wilson: |
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... good, then maybe you aren't that stupid afterall ... |
| From Grey's Anatomy |
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| Dane Cook: |
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... since back in the day, which was a Wednesday, by the way ... |
| From Dane Cook: Vicious Circle on HBO on September 4, 2006
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