Daniel Tosh: |
|
... I just hope we find a cure for every major disease, because I am tired of walking 5k ... |
From Completely Serious |
|
William Shakespeare (Dick): |
|
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. |
From Henry VI, Part II |
|
Also See: Book Quotes Death Quotes |
|
Ellen Page (Juno MacGuff): |
|
... he is the cheese to my macaroni ... |
From Juno |
|
Also See: Food Quotes Movie Quotes Relationship Quotes |
|
Leonard Nimoy (Mr Spock): |
|
... live long and prosper ... |
From Star Trek |
|
Also See: Famous Quotes Life Quotes |
|
Stewie Griffin: |
|
... I say, did anyone listen to Howard Stern this morning, he had some strippers in the studio, they sounded hot, then he made a joke about a negro, but Robin laughed so it was ok ... |
From Family Guy |
|
Also See: Howard Stern Quotes Howard Stern Show Quotes Robin Quivers Quotes Talk Show Quotes |
|
Hilary Pingle (Claire): |
|
... I just had a child ... |
Dane Cook (Tank): |
|
... well congratulations, I'm sure he was probably delicious, it looks like you downed the whole thing ... |
From My Best Friend's Girl |
|
Also See: Food Quotes Movie Quotes |
|
Chris Pine: |
|
... WonderCon is like Comic-Con, it's similar to Comic-Con ... |
Jimmy Kimmel: |
|
... but with wonder instead of comics? |
Chris Pine: |
|
... exactly, exactly ... |
Jimmy Kimmel: |
|
... and then wonder why I'm here ... |
From Jimmy Kimmel Live |
|
Also See: Talk Show Quotes |
|
Homer Simpson: |
|
... all my love has come back in trophy form ... |
From The Simpsons |
|
Also See: Love Quotes |
|
Kristen Stewart (Bella Swan): |
|
... dying in the place of someone I love, seems like a good way to go ... |
From Twilight |
|
Also See: Death Quotes Love Quotes Movie Quotes Twilight Saga Quotes |
|
Zachary Quinto (Smudge): |
|
... without animals, all you'd have in zoos, is air ... |
From Off Centre |